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Just a joke someone sent me.........................

red indian

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..........Police are warning all men who frequent clubs,
partygoers and
unsuspecting pub regulars to be alert and stay
cautious when offered a
drink from any woman.

A date rape drug on the market called "beer" is used
by many females to
target unsuspecting men. The drug is generally found
in liquid form and
is now available almost anywhere. It comes in bottles,
cans, from taps
and in large "kegs."

"Beer" is used by female sexual predators at parties
and bars to
persuade their male victims to go home and have sex
with them.
Typically, a woman needs only to persuade a guy to
consume a few units
of "beer" and then simply ask him home for no strings
attached sex. Men
are rendered helpless against this approach.

After several "beers" men will often succumb to
desires to perform
sexual acts on horrific looking women to whom they
would never normally
be attracted. After drinking "beer" men often awaken
with only hazy
memories of exactly what happened to them the night
before, often with
just a vague feeling that something bad occurred.

At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out
of their life's
savings in a familiar scam known as "a relationship."
It has been
reported that in extreme cases, the female may even be
shrewd enough to
entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer-term form
of servitude and
punishment referred to as "marriage." Apparently, men
are much more
susceptible to this scam after "beer" is administered
and sex is offered
by the predatory female.
 
Hardy har har!!! The bit about the minging bird, is known in English circles as "wearing the beer goggles". Beer goggles being the non-corporeal spectacles that frequent exposure t "beer" makes you wear. Capable of turning an utter munter into Britney Spears. 😀

Beer goggles are known in rural areas as "the cider vizor."


Grrr... I know I spelt that wrong, but I'm too knackered to work out the proper spelling.
 
Oh, the HORROR!!

I laughed my entire ass off when I read this.

I'm married now (obviously didn't pay enough attention to the last paragraph of your warning)... but back when I was single I found I often dated on the "Doctor Pepper Principle".

Don't think you have it in Merry Ol' England, but we have a soft drink in the USA called Doctor Pepper. On the label it displays the numbers 10-2-4, for some reason never made plain to me. The numbers do describe some of my dating experiences after drinking beer:
I went to bed with a lady I was sure was a "10"
I woke up with a lady who was definately a "2"
When she looked her best the night before, to a sober man she was only a "4"

(I'll bet I get my tuckus roasted for this reply from some of my female buds here on this forum.) 😛
 
Fortunately for me... I can't stand the taste of beer.

Unfortunately for me... I am attending a university... beer is almost a course requirement.
 
The Pianist said:
Fortunately for me... I can't stand the taste of beer.

Unfortunately for me... I am attending a university... beer is almost a course requirement.

As is travelling incognito. 😉
 
sole seeker said:
Don't think you have it in Merry Ol' England, but we have a soft drink in the USA called Doctor Pepper. On the label it displays the numbers 10-2-4, for some reason never made plain to me.

Yeah we have Dr. Pepper. (What's the worst that can happen?😀😀😀) I always thought it tased a bit like Cherry coke.

I don't ever recall seeing those numbers on the side of a can or bottle though.
 
😀 That is very funny. As Homer Simpson says, "That's so funny because it's true." There is no equalizer better than alcohol to give women the edge they need. 😀 😀 😛
 
Beer is Bad, Vodka Good. Anyone else every wonder why, exactly, it was called HIGH school?
 
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