PlayfulCarbonara
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Ill write a check for $100,000 to any woman on the TMF who will let me do that to them.
lol for some reason i dont think you have to bribe any lee!!!! especially the ones here for the most part!
And nice idea btw- im not very strong anyways- but really have no upper body strength! Easy to beat me in a fight 🙂 I can imagine the feeling 🙂 May have to add that to the possible try list 🙂
Good point. im lowering the check amount to $1000![]()
Where did that angel pic in your signature come from, btw? I've been wondering ever since seeing it. lol
Trying to think of a good way to put this to give the best physical description.
Step 1) Have girlfriend lay on the couch (assuming she already isnt) on her back facing up.
Step 2) pull her hands up over her head. just lay em there.
Step 3) Sit down beside her, up by her armpits/chest, with your back facing her (you are basically facing the same direction as her)
Step 4) Flop over across her body so your shoulders/head are near or touching the back of the couch.
You should be laying across her, with her arms not able to go past your back. They can bump your back but thats it. The back of the couch stops her from moving that direction, you are sitting on the other side so she can't move the other direction. And you now have complete access to everything from your body down to her feet (which I wouldn't suggest going for on pain of getting kneed)