Kered's World:A pictorial review

[kered]

I feel it's everyone's duty to pitch in. The mutant chickens are pretty fast too!

 

[cettorpes]

Dear Kered, I think it is not righteous not to be honest. Where the hell did you put your bison???

 

[Bugman]

Every spring Kered looks forward to leading the Easter parade through downtown.

 

[kered]

Dear Kered, I think it is not righteous not to be honest. Where the hell did you put your bison???

In the basement with the dodos and snakes.

 

[cettorpes]

Bad answer. How can you ride it there?

 

[kered]

I have an incredibly large basement.

 

[Bugman]

After a long day Kered likes to relax in his hot tub,followed by dinner on the veranda.

 

[Helena]

I have an incredibly large basement.

Indeed you do, sir. I obtained these records at the town hall. Everything is legal. Nice work. Just out of curiousity, what is in the padded room??????

 

[kered]

I hope to show you the padded room someday, Helena.

 

[cettorpes]

How long have you been living here, Kered?

 

[kered]

Since 1637.

 

[cettorpes]

And do you still dance the Bison dance?

 

[kered]

Only when there are no virgins to sacrafice.

 

[Bugman]

Should you have cause to visit Kered at his office,it is strongly advised that you be observent of parking regulations.

 

[cettorpes]

I do not believe this. The last time I saw you, you were hiding in this igloo. Cheating is not fair! Beware!

 

[kered]

I wasn't cheating! I was doing it for humanitarian purposes. It is a special type of CPR we use over here and she was breathing heavily afterward so it must work.🙄

 

[cettorpes]

I bow down in front of your greatness.

 

[kered]

I bow down in front of your greatness.

Most women do. *smirk*

 

[cettorpes]

Can you tell me "your Majesty" -- do you know the word modesty?

 

[kered]

Hey! You are the one bowing down to my "Greatness". I call it "Julius".

 

[Bugman]

Kered has been advised by his doctor to cut back on his drinking.

 

[Helena]

Hey! You are the one bowing down to my "Greatness". I call it "Julius".

It's a Burger King Crown in your siggy pic...don't let the Hamburglar steal it!

 

[kered]

Oh.....I though she was talking about my.........never mind.

 

[Bugman]

Things got a bit out of hand at Kereds 4th of July bash.

 

[Bugman]

Distraught over the damage to his beloved home,Kered turned to medication for a brief period.