Kinky Ten Commandments

[Bohemianne]

1. Tickling is thy fetish. Thou shall not intermix it with perversions.

2. Thou shall not disclose your tickle fetish to your corporate colleagues, unless they are kinky themselves.

3. Remember that TMF is open even on Sabbath day.

4. Honor the moms, dads, mods, and yourself. Always kick @r$e with the right people at the right place, at the time. Do it at the Silly Stuff Forum, if you’re confused.

5. Thou shall not kill a lurker’s desire to “de-lurk”. Thou shall not kill a sensible thread at the bottom with your 4-letter post.

6. Thou shall not adulterate your kink with pedophilia, etc.

7. Thou shall not plagiarize and post copyrighted images of others.

8. Thou shall not bear false witness against a silly member of the forum. They are at times too silly to handle it.

9. Thou shall avoid posting a cliché thread that has been done 10 times already.

10. Thou shall not tickle thy neighbor’s vanilla wife…better find your luck with consenting couples here at TMF.

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[milagros317]

I break the first commandment all the time, mixing tickling with foot worship, spanking, and some other femdom activities. 😀

 

[Deleted member 66627]

LOVE IT.

 

[Bohemianne]

I break the first commandment all the time, mixing tickling with foot worship, spanking, and some other femdom activities. 😀

^ Those are not "perversions" *for me*.

...and thanks Crystal...

 

[Oddball]

I will say on thing... these commandments are a hell of a lot easier to follow then those other ten.

 

[Artoo]

1. Tickling is thy fetish. Thou shall not intermix it with perversions.

2. Thou shall not disclose your tickle fetish to your corporate colleagues, unless they are kinky themselves.

4. Honor the moms, dads, mods, and yourself. Always kick @r$e with the right people at the right place, at the time. Do it at the Silly Stuff Forum, if you’re confused.

5. Thou shall not kill a lurker’s desire to “de-lurk”. Thou shall not kill a sensible thread at the bottom with your 4-letter post.


10. Thou shall not tickle thy neighbor’s vanilla wife…better find your luck with consenting couples here at TMF.

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Oh, I'm such a dirty sinner! What must I do to be absolved?

 

[DimpleToes]

hehehe thanks made me laugh

 

[tickmankyle1]

what a funny thing later ugly kid joe

 

[AffectionateDan]

Blasphemy

Thou knowest verily that Top Ten Lists *MUST* be presented in reverse order! Thou counteth DOWN from 10, to the 1st Commandment!

Witch! Burn her!

 

[Bohemianne]

Thou knowest verily that Top Ten Lists *MUST* be presented in reverse order! Thou counteth DOWN from 10, to the 1st Commandment!

Witch! Burn her!

^ A (kinky) witch--that's overkill!

*casts spell*
From now on...You'll not be able to see your ears! 😱

 

[Artoo]

It's not just the 10 commandments...

Ezra 9:8; "But now, for a brief moment, the LORD our God has been gracious in leaving us a remnant and giving us a firm place in his sanctuary, and so our God gives light to our eyes and a little relief in our bondage."

I wonder what kind of relief...😉

(apologies if this is in bad taste...if you think it is, then please don't read it!)

 

[Nekagiggles]

I am going to put this on my bulliten board. It's absolutely hilarious!

 

[AffectionateDan]

Good to see that there are those with sophisticated tastes around here, Neka.

 

[Moses25]

Re: Kinky 10 Commandments

That was actually pretty good.

Freakin' aliens.

Cheers.

 

[Bohemianne]

My gawth! Moses himself descended from virtual Mt. Sinai just to make a testimonial...At least I won't be burned alive now. 😱

 

[Artoo]

Surely 1 and 6 are pretty much the same thing? (Awaits flaming...)

 

[Bohemianne]

It's not just the 10 commandments...

Ezra 9:8; "But now, for a brief moment, the LORD our God has been gracious in leaving us a remnant and giving us a firm place in his sanctuary, and so our God gives light to our eyes and a little relief in our bondage."

I wonder what kind of relief...😉

(apologies if this is in bad taste...if you think it is, then please don't read it!)

LOL artoo...1 & 6 are not verbatim and could be carried out into many perceptions... I trust the adults. That one above ^^^^ (the quotation)...is the niftiest finding I've seen in the history of...fetishists. Needless to say, I forgive thee for thy shortcomings...😱