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[TicklishGrl4Lfe]

I don't know if anyone has seen this before but I thought this was really funny! Read these out loud so it will make sense.

1) That's not right ......... Sum Ting Wong

2) Are you harbouring a fugitive?..... Hu Yu Hai Ding

3) See me ASAP..........Kum Hia Nao

4) Stupid Man ..............Dum Gai

5) Small Horse ...........Tai Ni Po Ni

6) Did you go to the beach? ........Wai Yu So Tan

7) I bumped into a coffee table ........Ai Bang Mai Ni

8) I think you need a face lift .......Chin Tu Fat

9) It's very dark in here .....Wao So Dim

10) I thought you were on a diet ......Wai Yu Mun Ching?

11) This is a tow away zone .......No Pah King

12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week ........Wai Yu Kum Nao?

13) Staying out of sight .........Lei Ying Lo

14) He's cleaning his automobile ..... Wa Shing Ka

15) Your body odor is offensive .......Yu Stin Ki Pu

 

[tx_kingpin]

if you know spanish you'll get this......
"what did the lowrider say when the japanese girl passed by his car?"
"hop on esa"

if nobody gets it i'll explain later.

 

[TicklishGrl4Lfe]

haha I don't understand that. It must be my hair color(blonde)!

 

[tx_kingpin]

ok lets see if i can explain....a japanese girl in spanish is japonesa /ha-po-nesa/,
so then you think of how a lowrider talks with a mexican accent, ummmm, like in the movie born in east l.a. he tells her hop on esa. the word "ese" and "esa" are slang for dude and dudette. lets see if this clears it up some.

 

[TicklishGrl4Lfe]

Ohhhh I get it now lol! That's funny!