Let's speak our regional language. :D

[Budweiserbob!]

Well, this thread was inspired by a Christmas song my favourite radio station recorded for charity (have a gander if you want, it can be found at this address. youtube.com/watch?v=YI8hmvWNx9U). It got me thinking about our regional language and slangs like "Proper Job" and stuff you only typically here in the South West.

Most places in the world have their own regional language. A key example is, as most of the UK population here know, 'Bristolian'. 😛

A lil taster of Bristolian for ya. 😛

"Oo'ar, lookee 'ere. It's tha' gert lush guy from brizzle! BuddyBob! ee's lusher than cider flavoured wa'er!"

But yeah, feel free to enter the thread speaking your regional accent/language.

If you don't think you have a regional language, then try speaking in some sort of slang that you're fluent in, like:
- Gangsta
- Chav
- Stereotypical English (like in Austin Powers 3. 😛)
- 1337
etc.

Let's see how many different conversations we can get going. 😉

 

[Journia]

ellao ol' chap! Whats with the cavarat en calcifics?

 

[Budweiserbob!]

Blimey Gov'na, that reply were quick!
Yep, indeed!

 

[CheshireCatNY]

Hey how ya doin? So dis guy over on thoidy thoid and a thoid says, "EY! What yo @#$%ing problem?!?!" so I says "FUGETABOUTIT!!" then I broke a @#$!ing pool cue over his @#$%ing knee....

 

[Budweiserbob!]

(text message)

lol tht wer defo funy ches

 

[BigNorm]

Y'all here dat? les git buddybob an go ourselves a cowtippin!

 

[Budweiserbob!]

CowTippin?
Sounds like one of them things those farmers do with them Combine 'arvesters! Oo'ar!

 

[OceansGamble]

Warm tooday. Was warm yesterday...hey yew kids! Git off my lawn 'fore I shoot yew! Dat's right, I'm talkin ta yew! Stupid kids `n` their hippin-hoppin music...Dorothy May, wher's my Jack Daniel's?!

 

[Cbarton]

How to talk Southurn...(Stolen from a stand up comic who's name I forget)

Pronounce the letters as you read it out loud...

A, B! C D E T B T Ducks?
M R not ducks, M R Chickens
M R 2 ducks! C D E T B T feet?
A! M R 2 ducks!!!

 

[duck171]

Hey yall. This here thread is sho nuff fubar. Now lets git drunk an make some bad choices! YeeHaw!

 

[Plague Doctor]

well this is called Limburgs in holland

wie geit t mit euch allemoal? ( how are you all doing)

 

[TheChameleon]

muh'fuggin confuzein' what be happenin' up in dis thread, yerdme?

 

[likeasong1]

I dunno, but I'm just gonna guzzle down some pop, and watch the action coast to coast, meaning Port Huron to Muskegon.

 

[Camel26]

Yinz wanna go dahntahn and get some Ahrn city? Or some pop n'at? Djeet yet? Cuz we kin go dahn permanti brothers an get a samich...

Ah, Pittsburgh...

 

[likeasong1]

Nah, we trolls have decided to head up north and get some pasties, and maybe do the Heikki Lunta dance.

 

[zachiscool1]

Yinz wanna go dahntahn and get some Ahrn city? Or some pop n'at? Djeet yet? Cuz we kin go dahn permanti brothers an get a samich...

Ah, Pittsburgh...

AH! your from picksburhg too!! =D Permanti's is awesome i was there the other day 😉


i could make another sentance for some of you jagoff's XD but yinz get the idea

 

[Canadian Ninja1]

Now listen here b'ys, can't just go all oot and aboot, getting piss drunk and waking with a brutal hangover, eh? Better to end up fucking the dog with a double double, as I say.

 

[Journia]

Now listen here b'ys, can't just go all oot and aboot, getting piss drunk and waking with a brutal hangover, eh? Better to end up fucking the dog with a double double, as I say.

ACK, THY ID HATH SPOKEN!