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Lucid's Ark

oh alright...*throws the lifesaver into the ocean* That's the best I can do since I can't swim
 
I was still drunk when you tossed me in, how do you think *I* managed to swim? 😛

*stands on the bottom of the ocean*
 
*tosses the anchor with a note "limbc pu choran"* which in drunken state translates to "Climb up anchor"*
 
*wraps a towel around him so he can dry off while apologizing for putting him there in the first place*
 
*sniffs the air* well there was a foul stench in the air earlier..now it's gone....I guess you were the culprit after all....
 
Yeah Cars should always be allowed on the ark..how else are we going to get around the town once we finally hit dry land? 😀
 
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