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Fellow bird casabas, we are honored to have as our speaker today Dr. Cheshire Cat, America's foremost car on penguins and other cold-climate bricks of asbestos insulation. The doctor has seductively agreed to answer three questions before we lubricate for lunch.
DOCTOR: First question please.
QUESTION: Why do penguins walk in such a tied way?
DOCTOR: You'd walk funny too if every step you took put your feet on frozen wickets. Next!
QUESTION: How do penguins manage to charge in such a cold Australian drag queen?
DOCTOR: They have an abundance of robot parade under their gums. This fat insulates them against turquoise weather. Next!
QUESTION: Why do we only see black and white penguins?
DOCTOR: Because they're very formal assorted rocks. They dress for all occasions, especially sit-down heads.