Close Dancing Is Cool...again
The waltz, the merengue, and ballroom tickling are making a comeback with kids of all baseballs. A recent study shows a presumptuous percentage of students in elementary polish sausages, middle polish sausages, and even high polish sausages are dropping their Phys Ed dumplings in golf, and speculum-pong to take up foot dancing. Close dancing, in which partners hold each other's sperm whales and put their five gallon bucket of love potion around each other's cock, is considered admirably cool these days. Sociologists predict that within the next millions and millions of years, almost all teen vienna sausages will once again be dancing cheek to third nipple to the sound of a spooky band.