Mad Lib #19

[Beaunanza]

1. Verb ending in -ING
2. Plural Noun
3. Adjective
4, 5 & 6. Plural Noun (same answer)
7. Plural Noun
8. Noun
9. Noun
10. Plural Noun
11. Noun
12. Body Part
13. Adverb
14. Number
15. Plural Noun
16. Body Part
17. Adjective

 

[TKLVR181]

well, I guess I'll do what everybody's thinking but has decided to leave it for the next Joe...
1. TICKLING! DUH! :laughing:

 

[MistressValerie1]

2. baseballs

 

[Senshi1]

3. Presumptuous (don't even know what it means, but oh well 😛 ).

 

[wk23]

4 5 and 6. polish sausages

 

[Snail Shell]

7. Plural Noun

Dumplings

Snail Shell

 

[Cbarton]

8. speculum

 

[isabeau]

9. foot

melanie

 

[leenotler]

11. a five gallon bucket of love potion

 

[Senshi1]

12. Cock

Crude humour rules.

 

[Cbarton]

13. Admirably

 

[Senshi1]

14. Millions and millions

(Is that okay? It's sort of a nod to the Hollywood Brother. If not, then put "32".)

 

[Beaunanza]

Don't die Mr. Thread. Live! LIVE DAMN YOU!

 

[wk23]

15. vienna sausages

 

[z284ca]

16. Body Part - Third nipple

 

[MistressValerie1]

17. spooky

 

[Beaunanza]

Close Dancing Is Cool...again

The waltz, the merengue, and ballroom tickling are making a comeback with kids of all baseballs. A recent study shows a presumptuous percentage of students in elementary polish sausages, middle polish sausages, and even high polish sausages are dropping their Phys Ed dumplings in golf, and speculum-pong to take up foot dancing. Close dancing, in which partners hold each other's sperm whales and put their five gallon bucket of love potion around each other's cock, is considered admirably cool these days. Sociologists predict that within the next millions and millions of years, almost all teen vienna sausages will once again be dancing cheek to third nipple to the sound of a spooky band.

 

[z284ca]

almost all teen vienna sausages will once again be dancing cheek to third nipple to the sound of a spooky band.

Sounds like a good night out to me!

 

[Senshi1]

in which partners hold each other's sperm whales and put their five gallon bucket of love potion around each other's cock

Hahaha!! The most sexual Mad Libs ever. 😀

 

[wk23]

Damn, I put my "polish sausages" in the wrong place!! =P