Make Up A Fact!

[Capnmad]

I have invented a perpetual motion device. I am using it to spark a revolution in alternative energy, but need the backing of several wealthy investors to help me get it off the ground. If you are such an investor, please PM me.

 

[milagros317]

Pumpkin pie is the ideal food and if you eat it every day with whipped cream on top then you will live to be 111 at least. 😀

 

[kered]

Eating apple pie will increase your sex drive.

 

[milagros317]

The hated jints have murderers, child molesters, traitors, and rapists on their team.

 

[DimpleToes]

Eating apple pie will increase your sex drive.

oh KERED... I make the best apple pie... will make one just for you sweety... wink wink

 

[paracarl44]

The Dodgers are going to return to New York.

 

[milagros317]

Eating too much cheese will cause you to forget English and start speaking French. 😱

 

[baldadonis]

An apple a day keeps your in laws away.

 

[milagros317]

Eating too many apples will cause your kidneys to fail. 😱

 

[baldadonis]

Drinking too much alcohol cures acne.

 

[tickmankyle1]

eating to many carrots will turn orange

 

[baldadonis]

If you dye your hair red, you will turn into a tomato.

 

[DimpleToes]

going a day with out a hug from me will lead to your demise.. reallly honestly

 

[milagros317]

Men with mustaches have more stamina as lovers. 😀

 

[Capnmad]

Binary code is the native language of planet Binaria, featured in the more recent set of Star Wars movies. Ultimately, for reasons of length, the Binarian's scene hit the cutting room floor, but if you look around on youtube, you might still find it amongst other footage people working for Lucas smuggled out.

It's said that on the 27th take of the Binarian's scene, after several attempts to get the sequence right (LUCAS: "Cut!!! Nononono... The line is '00010110111010011110100011100011010111010011101001110000101010101010101'. You said, '00010110111010011110100011100011010111010011101001110010101010101010101'.") and Lucas trying to get the "passion" from the Binarians he was seeking, when they again began their mindless series of ones and zeroes, Emperor Palpatine could be heard to mumble, "Oh Christ... Not this fucking shit again..."

 

[baldadonis]

Brighteyes1082 has more knowledge of porn v. bullshit than pure dumb luck. Oh wait...

 

[milagros317]

Bald men always develop pancreatic cancer. 😱

 

[kered]

Insult your boss every chance you get. It will hurry up your promotion!

 

[paracarl44]

Being 'over the hill', is better than being under it.

 

[kered]

Flatulence is just another way to say, "I love you."

 

[cettorpes]

If God had wanted humans to go by 200 miles per hour, He would have given them wheels instead of legs....

 

[milagros317]

Eating too many olives will give you an extra head growing out of your back. 😱

 

[kered]

Sticking your tongue in a light socket will whiten your teeth.

 

[milagros317]

Brushing your teeth three times a day will cause your fingers to fall off, one by one. 😱

 

[baldadonis]

Milagros is Native American for He Who Posts 50 or More Times A Day With His Eyes Closed and Mistress Zara Tickling Him.