Make Up A Fact!

[KrazieDog]

Baldadonis......... the other white meat. 🙂

 

[kered]

Always check the gas in your lawnmover by the light of a lit cigarette.

 

[milagros317]

Eating lots of turnips will cause your penis to turn blue and fall off. 😱

 

[baldadonis]

Too much sex will cause you to become fluent in Puerto Rican.

 

[milagros317]

Eating lots of unripened bananas will cause your arms to turn blue and fall off. 😱

 

[wishfoot88]

the phrase "an apple a day, keeps the doctor away" comes from 18th century Polatveria.
the phrase was from when doctors used to tickle people to death and the only way to keep them away was to throw apple at their private areas......

 

[milagros317]

Eating lots of vegetarian chili will cause your teeth to turn blue and fall out. 😱

 

[wishfoot88]

some day in the future the world will be run on laughter power, and i will volunteer to have my feet tickled so that the power will be in plentiful supply😀

 

[milagros317]

Eating lots of walnuts will cause your eyelids to turn blue and fall off. 😱

 

[wishfoot88]

scientists have discovered a fruit that when eaten, paralysis the whole body and creates the most ticklish sensation on the feet, for a whole hour.......
i have ordered a case of said fruit and will have a cool day😀

 

[milagros317]

Eating lots of yams will cause your thumbs to turn blue and fall off. 😱

 

[wishfoot88]

wearing soft slippers will make feet more ticklish

 

[milagros317]

Eating lots of zuchini will cause your ears to turn blue and fall off. 😱

 

[wishfoot88]

"blah blah blah" came from the blahblah tribe of blahveria. they communicate through the pitch of their blah blahs.

 

[milagros317]

Bathing in the rivers of Arizona will make your skin itch. 😀

 

[kered]

Putting a dill pickle in your sock keeps arthritis away.

 

[baldadonis]

The Dallas Cowboys were named such because their original owner was Wild Bill Hickok.

 

[starburstz91]

The color pink makes you go blind.

 

[ticklishscribe]

In Hartford, Hereford and Hampshire, hurricanes hardly ever happen.​

 

[KrazieDog]

Milk was invented by an elder yak in Idaho in 1987.

 

[baldadonis]

If you sneeze three times in a row, According to Jim will actually become funny.

 

[kered]

Procrastination really helps to move things along.

 

[wishfoot88]

a scientist died whilst trying to pronounce #@!?=!

 

[Capnmad]

If it weren't for all the sponges in the ocean, it would be five feet higher.

 

[milagros317]

Bathing in the rivers of Bolivia will give you skin cancer. 😱