Make Up A Fact!

[Carsomyr]

Drinking whiskey prevents Swine Flu (it actually said so in the news 😱)

 

[milagros317]

Drinking single malt whiskey three times a day will prevent baldness, constipation, and flatulence. 😀

 

[Carsomyr]

I have been drinking so much whiskey that my blood has been replaced with pure alcohol! 😱

 

[♡AimLEE♡]

If you count to 10 under a bridge on a full moon you will have good luck for the rest of your life.

 

[milagros317]

Eating too much raw celery will make your ears turn green and fall off. 😱

 

[♡AimLEE♡]

Milkshakes are good for your ankles.

 

[Jason Reborn]

Dodge will replace the usual "Objects in mirror are much closer than they appear" that you'll find on the side view mirrors will be replaced by "ASSHOLES in Mirror are RIDING YOUR ASS!"

 

[♡AimLEE♡]

Wearing a toe ring turns you into a penguin.

 

[Jason Reborn]

An Actual Wolf Furry Was Harmed During the Process of This Thread 🙁


😀

 

[♡AimLEE♡]

I can rap.

 

[CodeBreaker]

Aimee can pwn many people

 

[♡AimLEE♡]

HEYYY that is a fact!

Giants are real.

 

[starburstz91]

If you kill a spider, a different spider will come back and kill you.

 

[Jason Reborn]

If you stare into the eyes of Starburstz91's eyes long enough, you'll be hypnotised and end up getting arrested for streaking

 

[c7_assassin]

Being good at chess makes you irresistible to women.

 

[starburstz91]

If you stare into the eyes of Starburstz91's eyes long enough, you'll be hypnotised and end up getting arrested for streaking

Shucks.

You can lose weight by playing the piano for an hour.

 

[Marquis De Sade]

Scientology is a religion.

 

[Jason Reborn]

Paris Hilton's IQ is shockingly higher than that of the late great Albert Einstein! 😱

 

[Marquis De Sade]

The internet is made of cotton candy.

 

[Jason Reborn]

If you hang around Starburstz91, every 10 seconds, your IQ shoots up 2 points

 

[slacker2114]

All Marvel superheroes are real people.

 

[Jason Reborn]

Super Heroes In Training is the SHIT when it comes to commiting crimes against humanity 😀

 

[♡AimLEE♡]

If you can count to 10 then you can fly.

 

[slacker2114]

Koala bears: nature's asshole.

 

[♡AimLEE♡]

Singing opera turns you into a super hero.