Make Up A Fact!

[♡AimLEE♡]

You are a dragon today.

 

[Carsomyr]

Amy is eating crazy-bread 😀

 

[sasaxrah]

The more books you've read, the more years you will live.

 

[♡AimLEE♡]

Being tall means you're mean.

 

[Carsomyr]

Eating sand prolongs your life

 

[♡AimLEE♡]

Falling into quicksand takes you to another world.

 

[sasaxrah]

Going to the zoo increases your chances of getting the clap.

 

[Carsomyr]

C7 is a kind and friendly soul 😛

 

[♡AimLEE♡]

Plastic Surgery makes you cool.

 

[Carsomyr]

The Swedish school system is perfectly free of loopholes to exploit

 

[♡AimLEE♡]

Panda Bears are actually Koala's in disguise.

 

[Carsomyr]

The words "Panda Bear" did NOT automatically make me think of my silly TMF Twinny 😱

 

[♡AimLEE♡]

Smelling a pink flower makes you live forever.

 

[Carsomyr]

Licking a nuclear reactor gives you super powers!

 

[sasaxrah]

Kids who are left-handed masturbate 3 times as much.

 

[slacker2114]

People who habitually drive over the speed limit are 7 times more likely to develop gout.

 

[Jason Reborn]

People who hold out on eating when they're starving while posting on TMF are smart people....like me, for example 😀

 

[Carsomyr]

Petting kittens makes your beard grow faster

 

[slacker2114]

There are tribes of Cro-magnon man still alive today and living in Sweden.

 

[Jason Reborn]

Canadian blondes are smarter than American brunettes 😀 HA HA HA HA HA

 

[kered]

Drinking purple grape juice makes your hair blonde.

 

[..Glamorous..]

If you jump from something more than 1 foot tall, you will die instantly.

 

[sasaxrah]

Movie popcorn is significantly healthier than home microwave popcorn.

 

[♡AimLEE♡]

Grease makes your heart live longer.

 

[milagros317]

Drinking lots of grapefruit juice will make your thumbs fall off. 😱