*arise my zombie thread, arise....* (BOOM!)
I can't allow this thread to die without more stuff.
okay here's some more.
-Being honest and being truthful are two totally different words. One's spelled differently.
-Music can sooth the savage beast, if that music can vibrate the ever loving organs out of it.
-Beer, created by stupid people, for stupid people.
-Forums are like broken records, they keep on repeating and sometimes it scretches to a halt.
-Advertisments are better than commercials, at least you can change the voice in your head.
-If you were me, I totally stab you out of me.
-With a good punch, any electronic can be fixed.
-Abadoned houses always have treasure.
-Vactions are less relaxing then just working.
-Animals are meals wrapped in sweaters.
-If we could walk and talk with the animals...they'll still end up between a bun.
-If I had to choose a hot woman or a really hot meal i'd choose the meal. Meals don't talk.
-why would commercials show food that always wants to be eaten? Would any living thing want to go through the experiance of digestion.
(In videogames)
-Objects in a game don't exactly act like their real life counter parts.
-It's better to blow something to kingdom come than to talk to it
-Explosives don't damage terrain or structures
-Explosive barrels are always placed in the most convienant places
-The sword is always a better option than a gun, missle, laser, etv.
-All heros are issued 1 hot Gf and/or 1 annoying sidekick at the least
-Mario is from Brooklyn
-You don't need to ever talk, just let someone else do it for you or just make body gestures.
-Final boses always transform
-If the odds are 1-infinity against you, you're always going to win.
-You can carry anything just as long as you have a pocket or a backpack.
-weight has no factor on your speed
-All cooperations are evil, even if they were the puppy, muffin, and candy company.
-You are always knowledgeable of any and all events while everybody else is as dim as a wet match in a wet and dark cave.
-You don't have a metabolisim, therefore you don't eat, drink, shit, or sleep.
-You're more likey to lose someone through a cutsceen then in the game, no matter how lame they die.
-Apparently everything has treasure, even if it's a rat with no concept of market value.
-All villians want to : A. Destroy the world, B. Control the world, C. Reliease a power that kills them and then destroys the world, D. tell the hero his plan before dying.
-If your enemies have any projectile weapons, they are about as likely to hit you as the chances of winning the lottery. (Note: odds increase with more people involved)
-Don't make friends, they all end up dying in a scripted battle or accident.
-People apparently have alzhimers because all of them repeat the same thing over and over again.
-People are lazy, that's why you are doing fetch quest.
-You can't climb or jump over some obsticals, even though you could in real life.
-If you want the ultimate weapon, you have to beat a boss that is always stronger than the real final boss...weird huh?
-Unless an item is important, you can't take anything you see.
-It is unlawful to take your enemy's weapon, even if you have a stick and they have the diamond bladed sowrd of doom.
-Everyone has to take tunrs when they fight across from each other.
-Phoenix down only works some of the time.
-You can always find strange power sources no one else can see or bother to use, how convienant.
-Apparently you're the only person that can ever make it all the way through a dungeon.
-Bad people always screw up, that's why they always release the appacolypse on the world.
-Somehow you're always born during the time something really bad happens.
-When you kill someone, they don't decompose, they just phase out of exsistance.
-At least one hot chick must strip to their skimppies once during a game or have a groupping sceen.
-Women have no sense of decentcy or self-control.
-Shotguns can take out people from long distances.
-If you think you've killed someone with a sniper rifile, you more than likely missed.
-A pistol or crowbar are more effective than a machine gun or a rocket launcher.
-Zombies always manage to catch slow, stupid people.
-During a cutsceen you can't kill a mutated being with a whole lot of firepower, during the game all you need is a few rounds from a revolver. (RE)
-It's is customary to make a battle cry before an attack.
-Bad guys are bad at seeking in stealth game.
-If you kill or are seen by someone in a stealth game, just go hide in a box. They'll forget all about you.
-!00 coins equal one life...I don't seem the similarity.
-You always have to listen to a boss before you attack a boss, apparently you're polite.
-Magic requires mana, what is that equal to in a human body?
-Despite being mauled, stabbed, crushed, burned, poisoned, frozen, drained, exploded...etc, your appearence and your clothing never show any signs or wear or tear.
-You have only one pair of clothing and B.O. does not exsist.
-You can never go anywhere till you have a certain item that allows you to.
-Caith SIth and Yuffie are hated for reasons I'll never understand.
-All doors are unlocked except when they lead to places you need to go. In that case all doors are locked.
-camping is frowned apon, in real life it's called gaurding.
-You can operate or drive any machanical device without any prior experiance.
-All books contain unledgable writting, even though you can understand what people are speaking.
-All people speak the same language, (Varies by country).
-If you kill someone and it makes you evil, just do some fetch quest and everybody forgets all about it.
-In order to get anywhere in most games, you must learn the art of...fishing... no seriously.
-It's easier to shoot someone with a pistol than a sniper rifile.
-Zerg rushing pwnes all.
-pwned can't be pronounced by anyone properly.
-All forigen games are translated poorly in other languages.
-Nothing ever changes for you after the game is finished.
-Emo kids are the best saviors of all.
-Kids can be more ruthless than adults.
-No one ever listens to warnings, in fact, it's regulatory to do the opposite of what is warned to you.
-Villians always dress better than good guys, have british accents, wears dark clothes, and have uncontrolable urges to laugh.
Yay I resurrect this thread with my seal of approval.
(Timewarp's opinion) Getting you head out of your ass just so I can kick it back in again.
