man bashing jokes--NOT for the guys! ;)

[steph]

>
> During a cocktail party, one woman said to another,
>"Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"
>"Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."
>---------------------------------------------------------------------------
>
>A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds:
>
>"Husband Wanted".
>Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing:
>
>"You can have mine."
>---------------------------------------------------------------------------
>
>A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished
>---------------------------------------------------------------------------
>
>Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life
thinking
>they had no faults at all.
>
>---------------------------------------------------------------------------
>
>A Woman's Prayer:
>
>Dear Lord,
>
>I pray for:
>Wisdom, To understand a man,
>Love, to forgive him , and
>Patience, for his moods.
>Because Lord, if I pray for Strength I'll just beat him to death
>________________________________________________________________________

 

[TicklishGrl4Lfe]

ROFLMAO!

Verrrrry funny steph!

 

[milagros317]

LOL 😛
I read them anyway, Steph. 😀

 

[tickleterror]

Not too bad really.

 

[steph]

YOU GUYS WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO BE IN HERE!
(but I'm glad you liked them) HEE!

XOXO

 

[Illtcklu]

*clears throat* I should have read this Saturday night. That's when I'm no longer a man.



I'm such a drag.......... get it?

 

[HeavenlyTickle]

I'm such a drag.......... get it?

Yes, I get it. And no, I'm not surprised.

 

[Illtcklu]

Yes, I get it. And no, I'm not surprised.

I'm an escaped convict, you know!

 

[HeavenlyTickle]

I'm an escaped convict, you know!

An escaped lunatic more like.

 

[Illtcklu]

An escaped lunatic more like.

Hmmmmmmmmm..............and what are we cooking up today, my dear?????? *Ill & Kered head toward fire extinguisher*

 

[kered]

Hmmmmmmmmm..............and what are we cooking up today, my dear?????? *Ill & Kered head toward fire extinguisher*

I've already got her mad at me so you are on your own, old buddy! I'll just cower in my darkened room until this blows over.

Steph, these were funny!

 

[HeavenlyTickle]

Hmmmmmmmmm..............and what are we cooking up today, my dear?????? *Ill & Kered head toward fire extinguisher*

Oh that's it, go back to the cooking jokes. 🙄

I've already got her mad at me so you are on your own, old buddy!

I'm never mad at you.










































(And I'm never mad at Illtcklu either, but don't tell him that.) 😛