Mom: James; why are you making Hot Pockets at 1 in the morning? I told you not to touch those yet.
Me: I'm not making Hot Pockets; I'm making Lean Pockets.
Mom: James, I told you not to talk to your sister in her room past midnight! She has to go to bed.
Me: i wasn't talking to her in her room. I was talking to her from the foyer.
Friend: James, you lost the bet. You weren't supposed to have any alcohol for a day.
Me: Well, it's 12:03am now so the day is over.
Mom: James, Michael brought over your homework. Why aren't you doing any like you said?
Me: Mom, i said Michael's bringing over my work. I never said I'd do any today.
Mom: James, no more computer for you tonight. You can go on it tomorrow. (time is now 11:58pm)
Me: (walking back to the computer at 12:00am) Ok, the night is over.
Mom: James, you know better than to have CSI: Miami on with your little sister around.
James: It's not CSI: Miami it's CSI: NY
Mom: James, you know I forbade you from talking to that kid ever again.
Me: i wasn't talking to him i was e-mailing him.
Me: I'm not making Hot Pockets; I'm making Lean Pockets.
Mom: James, I told you not to talk to your sister in her room past midnight! She has to go to bed.
Me: i wasn't talking to her in her room. I was talking to her from the foyer.
Friend: James, you lost the bet. You weren't supposed to have any alcohol for a day.
Me: Well, it's 12:03am now so the day is over.
Mom: James, Michael brought over your homework. Why aren't you doing any like you said?
Me: Mom, i said Michael's bringing over my work. I never said I'd do any today.
Mom: James, no more computer for you tonight. You can go on it tomorrow. (time is now 11:58pm)
Me: (walking back to the computer at 12:00am) Ok, the night is over.
Mom: James, you know better than to have CSI: Miami on with your little sister around.
James: It's not CSI: Miami it's CSI: NY
Mom: James, you know I forbade you from talking to that kid ever again.
Me: i wasn't talking to him i was e-mailing him.
