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Man Mistakes Girlfriend For Hog, Shoots Her

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A Florida couple was on a weekend camping trip that ended in an airlift to the emergency room.

52 year old Steven Egan was hunting with his girlfriend Lisa Simmons in the northern part of the state when he mistook her for a hog and shot her.

"He saw a hog and he shot it and went back to look for it,' Major Steve Clair of the Flagler County Sheriffs Office told ABC News. He heard her and thought it was a hog and just shot.

The mistake was not actually related to her appearance. Rather, Egan had earlier shot a hog that continued to evade him. He reportadly instructed Simmons to stay at their campsite while he pursued the evasive animal according to the sheriffs office. However, Simmons ventured away from the campsite, apparently searching for oranges that had fallen from nearby trees.

Simmons was struck in the leg by a 30-caliber bullet from Egans gun. She was airlifted to the nearby Halifax Health Medical Center where she is listed in serious condition

Authorities say they aren`t planning to charge Egan for the accidental shooting.:shock:
 
^At the very least she won't believe him next time he says "No, I don't think you look fat." :bwahaha:
 
This reminds me of a certain high ranking official who mistook a lawyer for a turkey and shot him in the face.
 
Uh-oh.

Southern state?

Wilderness setting?

Upon getting shot , I wonder if she squealed like a pig.
 
Ok, Soda, there was no reported banjo music and... She said "OK", he thought she was calling him "OJ", so was it justified? Nah, "If the tail ain't curly, don't shoot the girlie". He broke the basic rule of shooting an unidentified target( "or did he?"............. asks the reporter from Dateline) As MrMac said, if they get Dick Cheney and his new low mileage hopefully not porcine heart as their relationship counselor then....... He's gonna need a new pig, I mean pickup line.
 
Very very cool, and thanks for the lesson! I love your unique ink!
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Authorities say they aren`t planning to charge Egan for the accidental shooting.:shock:

If she survives the shot, then she can call it off and just simply name it her Ground-hogged-day. *Inserts "I Will Survive" tune*
 
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Sorry, just had to...
 
Elmer Fudd could do no better.:shrug:

Elmer can take it to the next level by finally hitting an easter wabbit... if only the directors would allow it.
But as far as this thread is concerned, it's all about the shooter's fog in his head. :shrug:
 
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