Men!!! (For the Ladies)

[Tamia78]

What do you call a handcuffed man?

Trustworthy.

What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?

You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.

Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?

Because if they all went, it would be Hell.

What's the best way to force a man to do sit-ups?

Put the remote control between his toes.

What's the difference between Big Foot and an intelligent man?

Big Foot's been spotted several times.

Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners?

So men can understand them.

 

[AffectionateDan]

Boooooooooo! Man-basher! Female-chauvanist! 😀

 

[milagros317]

LOL 😛
I can see why you didn't want men to read this thread, Tamia. 😀

 

[slap'n'ticklee]

Hehe love it, made me laugh, thanks for posting

 

[Tamia78]

Awww, c'mon Dan and Mils, ya'll know we luuuuuv you guys!

 

[Bugman]

HAR HAR HAR very funny Tamia,you will pay for this hehe.

 

[Tamia78]

I will pay? Puh-leeze...lol. You won't be able to find me.....you guys never ask directions......

 

[Bugman]

I will pay? Puh-leeze...lol. You won't be able to find me.....you guys never ask directions......

Oh you might be surprised my dear hehe.I can find anyone and anything if i try hehe.

 

[bellystrokes]

I will pay? Puh-leeze...lol. You won't be able to find me.....you guys never ask directions......

oooohhhhhhh, good one, honey. Touche! Very very good! (and so fucking true--oy!).

 

[Tick L]

I find those jokes untrue and unkind, and very sexist, Tamia you sexist pig you! Lol, just kidding, great jokes.

 

[Tamia78]

See? Bellystrokes agrees with me....they are NOT sexist.

 

[natural tickler]

See? Bellystrokes agrees with me....they are NOT sexist.

They most indeed are...and you know what?? I do know where ya live and me and bugman will pay ya a visit 😛

 

[Tamia78]

They most indeed are...and you know what?? I do know where ya live and me and bugman will pay ya a visit 😛

Riiiight, you might know where I live, but you won't ever get there! Good luck! I'll leave my christmas light up so you can still find it....lol.

 

[natural tickler]

Riiiight, you might know where I live, but you won't ever get there! Good luck! I'll leave my christmas light up so you can still find it....lol.

sigh~ always underestimating. that's okay


I will love the look on your face when you do see me...I will bring a camera

roadtrip coming soon, very soon