Men of the TMF sound off (NO Ladies allowed men only)

[BlackmoonDoll]

This is our thread guys.......... so feel free to do whatever in here burp,fart,masterbate,cuss,rant and rave about problems in your daily life your having,chug beers,post pictures of hot women and girls etc

Our thread Our rules 😀




(let the party frickin began!!) *pulls out my lighter*


so to get this thread started off right

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[red indian]

Good idea for a thread...........

....lets get started. Women, complete Ho's and bitches all of em. I dont mind having round the house as long as they please me real good, if you know what i mean, but if they start whining and moaning at me and asking for money and a new car, then i show them the back of my hand and kick em out the house.

You have to let them know who is Boss, and if they dont like it then I can just get another one or maybe just pull a gun on her, that generally does the trick. God Dam bitches........(just a joke mods ok? one of those ironic brit type numbers ok?)

 

[the_Baron]

i like the chics.

but in the spirit of the man club, i'd like to say that public fondling of heretofore unknown women should be allowed at will.

thank you very much.

 

[Dave2112]

Well, as a Mod, I know that Red is being sarcastically humorous....so you're ok, dude. 😀 Damn Brit humor.....wait, I'm a Scot, we're just as F'D-up.

Seriously, I wouldn't know where to begin on a "man-thread". Do we complain? Do we worship? How the hell do we even know where we stand?

Honestly, I could go on and on about the things given women that we don't have the benefit of, but why do that?

We love 'em, guys...and we know it. When I first started to learn about women, I knew two things..."soft; smell nice".

After thirty-some-odd years of trying desperatly to understand them, to know what they think, to adapt to what they want, to decipher thier every move and facial expression, to try to feel things from thier side, to give them what they want, to give them what they need, to make thier lives complete and therefore make my life complete...I've come to the conclusion that I absolutely know two things about women...


Soft...

Smell nice...

😎

 

[BlackmoonDoll]

Red Sox and Yanks bottom of the 14th inning! what a game 😀

 

[Dave2112]

"What does John 3:16 mean, anyway?" - Meg Griffin

(Looking through the Bible) "And the Lord said...Go Sox!" - Brian Griffin

 

[Neutron]

What's The Point Of This Thread?

It's pretty assinine if you ask me. Would you rather shower with men or women?

Tron

 

[venray]

Re: What's The Point Of This Thread?

It's pretty assinine if you ask me.
Tron

Glad no one asked ya...🙄 Dont see the point? Dont participate.....

And now for something every man thread needs.........

 

[Lazarus]

I wanted to join youse here....

But Meems won't let me....

🙁




















LOL

 

[Mitchell]

OMG RAY! Hilarious pic! LOL! Cool!
I dont know what to say about this thread. I've always had respect for both sexes. The only thing I can say is that I have always been glad Iam a guy for two reasons. 1. I dont have to carry and have kids. Iam a wimp with pain and I dont think I would like to have to carry a kid for 9 months and birth it. Think of it, for the fathers its a fun act to make a kid, and the mom does all the work.
Second, I do not think I would like to have the "time of the month" That would seem painful and uncomfortable. I will take the shorter life span that men have in return for this. Women are amazing creatures, but they can keep the childbirth and time of the month, thank you very much! End of rant!

Mitch

 

[Traveler]

As,in answer to Neutron's question.I prefer to shower with women.I always wondered how come women always seem to have the upper hand in sex,if they don't want to they don't and us guys when,it's time are looking to poke any thing moving just wondering.

 

[BlackmoonDoll]

The point of this Thread


was i saw a thread along while back Girls of TickleTheater sound off. so well i just thought us guys and only us guys would have something similar to that here too! But seeing as how you guys aren't up to it or could care less........ doesn't really matter.

 

[venray]

Only one guy who gets a little snarky BMD...not the rest of us...😉

 

[Haltickling]

Women! You can't live with them, but you can't live without them either. A wise man once said:

"There are three kinds of women which a man won't ever understand: Young women, middle-aged women, and older women..." 🙄

 

[theshire]

*scratches balls then dips hand into popcorn bag*

 

[drew70]

Sex is like air. It's no big deal unless you aren't getting any. I don't respect any group of people across the board any more than I hate any group of people across the board. Many women are absolute angels while others are just conniving venomous cunts. (By the way, have you ever noticed that women in general tend to hate the word '****'?) And marriage? Oh, what a nest of conflicting loves and hates, do's and don'ts. I remember this one older southern fellow at a church to which I used to go. He talked in a rich voice that sounded like Foghorn Leghorn. He once put a fatherly hand on my shoulder and said, "Son, marriage is like taking a hot bath. After you're in it for a while, it ain't so hot."

 

[tactillianlover]

Women are doing alright. They got nearly half the money
and All the pussy!😉

 

[Psycho]

At any given time men want one of three things. Sex, Money, and to get high/drunk.

And thats it. Women are complicated.

Psycho

 

[Dave2112]

To a woman, "E" means "Empty".

To a man, "E" means "Eeehhh...I got enough...."

😎

 

[Double T]

(Mel Brooks as The Two Thousand Year Old Man )

You know who discovered women?

Murry. The leader of one of the tribes.

One day he said "I think there's ladies here!"

I said "What do you mean? How do you know?"

And he said "Because during the night I was thrilled and delighted!", and he told me such a story, it was hundreds of years later, and I still blushed!

Love stems from fear.

What do you need a woman for? To look behind you to watch out for wild animals!

That's how weddings got started

"Hey, lady! You wanna look behind me for a while?"

"How long you want?"

"Forever. We're married!"


It's my birthday (Oct 20th) and I can do anything I want! 😛