nasty stickers
1 (Image of high powered rifle with telescopic sight) Long distance; the next best thing to being there.
2 (Image of high powered rifle with telescopic sight) Reach out and touch some one.
3 JESUS SAVES... But Gretzky gets the rebound, he shoots, he SCORES!!
4 God used to be my co-pilot...then we crashed into a mountain and I had to eat him.
5 Suicide is a way of telling God 'you can't fire me, I QUIT!'
6 I have nothing against god, it's his followers that I can't stand.
7 The more you complain, the longer God lets you live.
8 The next time you think you're perfect, try walking on water.
9 Sorry I missed church, I was busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian.
10 God wants spiritual fruits, not religious nuts.
11 If you can't stop when I do, smile as you go under!
12 Unless you're a hemorrhoid, get off my ass!
13 If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!
14 I drive the speed limit. If you don't like it call a cop!
15 The closer you get the slower I go.
16 I brake for tailgaters!
17 Too Close for Missiles, Switching to Guns.
18 If you come any closer, I'll eat you.
19 So you like tailgating, and I like stopping suddenly.
20 I brake for no good reason.
21 (On back of a motorhome) Stay back or I'll flush!
22 I brake for faeries, elves, gnomes, leprechauns, and other invisible creatures that only I can see.
Mastertank1
We who play and dance are thought mad by you who hear no music.
