Ming's Attack!

[the_jimmy_james]

Attention denizens of Tickle Theater!

Our Imperial Personage Ming the Merciless, Emperor of the Universe, Ruler of Mongo has made the decision to blast this place!

Each of you should either make peace with your gods or pledge your profound loyalty to Ming! This decision was made due to a great many of your ranks now being far more concerned with battling one another, locked in a near constant state of Earth emotions roiling out of control. Now is the perfect time for an attack.

We respect and commend the work of the Emperor and Secret Police of this forum! Their work will continue unabated as they oversee each one of you in your new lives as subjects of Ming. We raise a chalise of the finest champagne from the Sirrian galaxy to them and wish continued health!

We come now to our last point. How will you people handle this attack? Our Imperial Forces close in on your position. Within the hour, our War Rockets will begin beaming blasts amongst you. Will you scatter and flee in terror? Perhaps you may attempt to sue for peace! Or perhaps you will come together, put aside these petty differences and fight against Ming the Merciless and the hordes of Mongo!!

 

[Violetta]

I'm making a bid for a spot as Imperial concubine. Just make sure my skimpy outfit's all black and purple, and I'll happy drink the nameless concoction from the Galaxy of Pleasure.

 

[BigNorm]

i make a bid for the slot of military advisor? with me heading your army, the universe is ours!

 

[the_jimmy_james]

I'm making a bid for a spot as Imperial concubine. Just make sure my skimpy outfit's all black and purple, and I'll happy drink the nameless concoction from the Galaxy of Pleasure.

Your position is already ensured, my dear. You intrigue us... and excite us.

Have no fear about your garments. Appropriate costumes have already been created for all future concubines!

i make a bid for the slot of military advisor? with me heading your army, the universe is ours!

You may! This will require challenging our current Military Advisor, General Kala to the death. You should worry.

We challenge each of you now, to post in this very thread! Explain to us how you will react to our attack. We wish to know how you will spend your final hours on Earth!

 

[ticklebug101]

i make a bid for the slot of military advisor? with me heading your army, the universe is ours!

WOOO! that's my hunny 😀

 

[BigNorm]

WOOO! that's my hunny 😀

that's me!

and i even added a picture in my siggy to support the takeover of the universe

 

[the_jimmy_james]

and i even added a picture in my siggy to support the takeover of the universe

This is wise and has saved you from destruction!

Rejoice, subjects of Ming! We welcome three new numbers to your ranks!

We shall take Bella Donna to be our wife, Empress, and lifelong concubine!

Big Norm shall fight Prince Barrin for leadership of Arboria, and ticklebug shall be his concubine!

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

I love you guys, but you know I gotta side with the King Voltan and the Hawkmen of Mongo. It's strictly a feathered-friends kinda thing, you understand. Still, if you were to send Princess Aura over for alittle bore worm fun, I could possibly be persuaded to switch alliances.

 

[BigNorm]

This is wise and has saved you from destruction!

Rejoice, subjects of Ming! We welcome three new numbers to your ranks!

We shall take Bella Donna to be our wife, Empress, and lifelong concubine!

Big Norm shall fight Prince Barrin for leadership of Arboria, and ticklebug shall be his concubine!

i'm liking where this party's going 😉

 

[Zaq!]

I'm with the Owl on this one... the Hawkmen will fly and they will fight (and they will win!) and when Flash Gordon appears to lead them to victory, it will be cause for the penning of a song for the ages!


(Or, maybe just a Queen tune... who can say? :ggrin: )

 

[the_jimmy_james]

Flash Gordon!?!

Never!! He cannot save this petty, squabbling forum!

 

[the_jimmy_james]

See the power of our forces! We have seized control of one of your threads and torn it from your grasp! Now will you dare to stand against the might of Mongo?

 

[Jawa]

See the power of our forces! We have seized control of one of your threads and torn it from your grasp! Now will you dare to stand against the might of Mongo?

YES!
As of now Ming, I am devising a plan that will bring about the Salvation of this Forum from its own destruction!

And it will in no way shape or form involve Flash Gordon! No;

Only the Most Badass Internet-Pirate you know...
(with a little help from his friends 😉 )

 

[the_jimmy_james]

We are intrigued and await your counterattack! As of yet you are the only one to dare fight our Imperial might!

 

[AngelOfDarkness]

I wanna join!

 

[Zaq!]

I'm sure that the Hawkmen... and a few of their lesser allies <ahem> will join Jevil in repulsing the criminal invasion of Ming the Merciless!


<Gloves are off... Marshmallow cannons are now at the ready!>

 

[Cbarton]

::: puts all of the intergalactic battle attachments onto TMSV...::

I have to align myself with the Hawkmen on this one...besides, nothing can stop TMSV!!!!!!!!! I'll defeat you AND steal Bella for my own!!!

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Excess]

Eh, I don't care enough to fight as long as you don't bother me directly. Hmmm...how much does being the Dragon (by Dragon I mean second-in-command or at least the second greatest challenge to the heroes) pay? How about a Psycho for Hire? (Although non quite SO psycho)

 

[the_jimmy_james]

I wanna join!

Your concubine garb awaits you!

I'm sure that the Hawkmen... and a few of their lesser allies <ahem> will join Jevil in repulsing the criminal invasion of Ming the Merciless!

<Gloves are off... Marshmallow cannons are now at the ready!>

Vultan and his Hawkmen stand no chance against our Imperial Forces!

::: puts all of the intergalactic battle attachments onto TMSV...::

I have to align myself with the Hawkmen on this one...besides, nothing can stop TMSV!!!!!!!!! I'll defeat you AND steal Bella for my own!!!

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your weapon? Useless. We have activated the anti-vacuum field around Mingo City and every one of our War Rockets. From the bridge of Ajax we will blast your pitiful vacuum to atoms!

Eh, I don't care enough to fight as long as you don't bother me directly. Hmmm...how much does being the Dragon (by Dragon I mean second-in-command or at least the second greatest challenge to the heroes) pay? How about a Psycho for Hire? (Although non quite SO psycho)

Dragons are not allowed on Mongo by order of our Imperial Highness, though psychos are placed into the Imperial Army.

 

[AngelOfDarkness]

Your concubine garb awaits you!

Wewt! 😀

 

[Cbarton]

Your weapon? Useless. We have activated the anti-vacuum field around Mingo City and every one of our War Rockets. From the bridge of Ajax we will blast your pitiful vacuum to atoms!

::::Fires anti-vacuum field photon torpedos directly at the bridge of the Ajax::::activates transport beam to steal Bella::::

Ah, my worthy adversry. You underestimate the power of the TMSV...

 

[the_jimmy_james]

:: I order the captain to fire capacitators, hitting you and your ShopVac with 11.8 million volt beams ::

Beam another blast!

 

[Excess]

Dragons are not allowed on Mongo by order of our Imperial Highness, though psychos are placed into the Imperial Army.

*to self*...I see comprehension of ranking and order within an empire aren't his strong point. I'll have to keep that in mind in case I ever have to backstab him.

But my Lord, I'm too good to be a common soldier. Plus I work as a mercenary. But I can guarantee that my services won't disappoint. Plus you seem to be in an engagement right now, and have no tactical advantage. You are an evil overlord, so playing by the rules isn't something that is listed on the Evil Overlord List.

 

[Cbarton]

:: I order the captain to fire capacitators, hitting you and your ShopVac with 11.8 million volt beams ::

Beam another blast!

:::energy deflectors on TMSV deflect beams driectly back at capacitors, melting their circuitry...:::

:::fires Ming-seeking Ajax-buster bombs...set to detect the DNA of His Ming-ness:::locking trasportor sensors on his fav concubine:::

 

[Violetta]

:::locking trasportor sensors on his fav concubine:::

I feel something strange about to occur...