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Monty Python Tribute
- Thread starter the_Baron
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milagros317
Wielder of 500 Feathers
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John Cleese is a comic genius. Period. 😀
Been there....done that, Baron..lol
http://www.ticklingforum.com/showthread.php?threadid=31776&highlight=monty+python
http://www.ticklingforum.com/showthread.php?threadid=31776&highlight=monty+python
The Sean Man
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"Oh, be quiet, big nose."
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AffectionateDan
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Clean-up on aisle 5...
NO ONE expects the Spanish Inquisition!
Ah yes, Monty Python... comedic legends. Prolly a HUMOROUS tribute you had in mind, eh? Best swept up somewhere more HUMOROUS, perhaps? 🙄
And now, for something completely different...
A man, with three buttocks.
NO ONE expects the Spanish Inquisition!
Ah yes, Monty Python... comedic legends. Prolly a HUMOROUS tribute you had in mind, eh? Best swept up somewhere more HUMOROUS, perhaps? 🙄
And now, for something completely different...
A man, with three buttocks.
Knox The Hatter
2nd Level Indigo Feather
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"Who's that?"
"That's the King."
"How do you know he's King?"
"He's the only one who hasn't got shit all over him."
"That's the King."
"How do you know he's King?"
"He's the only one who hasn't got shit all over him."
Ticklebell
TMF Expert
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Some of my favorite bits:
CHAPLAIN
Let us praise God. Oh Lord...
CONGREGATION
Oh Lord...
CHAPLAIN
Ooooh you are so big...
CONGREGATION
Ooooh you are so big...
CHAPLAIN
So absolutely huge.
CONGREGATION
So ab - solutely huge.
CHAPLAIN
Gosh, we're all really impressed down here I can tell you.
CONGREGATION
Gosh, we're all really impressed down here I can tell you.
CHAPLAIN
Forgive Us, O Lord, for this dreadful toadying.
CONGREGATION
And barefaced flattery.
CHAPLAIN
But you are so strong and, well, just so super.
CONGREGATION
Fan - tastic.
CHAPLAIN AND CONGREGATION
Oh Lord, please don't burn us,
Don't grill or toast your flock,
Don't put us on the barbecue,
Or simmer us in stock,
Don't braise or bake or boil us,
Or stir-fry us in a wok...
Oh please don't lightly poach us,
Or baste us with hot fat,
Don't fricassee or roast us,
Or boil us in a vat,
And please don't stick thy servants Lord,
In a Rotissomat...
There are Jews in the world.
There are Buddhists.
There are Hindus and Mormons, and then
There are those that follow Mohammed, but
I've never been one of them.
I'm a Roman Catholic,
And have been since before I was born,
And the one thing they say about Catholics is:
They'll take you as soon as you're warm.
You don't have to be a six-footer.
You don't have to have a great brain.
You don't have to have any clothes on. You're
A Catholic the moment Dad came,
Because
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
"Look, I had a lovely supper, and all I said to my wife was, 'That piece of halibut was good enough for Jehovah."
"HE SAID IT! HE SAID IT AGAIN!"
"You're only making it worse for yourself!"
"MAKING IT WORSE? How could I POSSIBLY be making it worse?? Jehovah! Jehovah Jehovah Jehovah!"
"Tarquin Limbim Mimbim Goosebarrel Bus-stop ftang ftang walrustitty. (Silly Party)" - - I'm sure I got part of the name wrong...
And I would just like to give a shout out to the master of the ministry of sillywalks. Especially the crazy ankle-tilting and the little arm movement at the end.
AND THEN:
Just so y'all know - -
In Spring(ish) of 2005 the Broadway Musical of Holy Grail
MONTY PYTHON'S SPAMALOT
will be opening in New York. No, I'm not kidding. This will undoubtedly have quite a cult following. If you are a member of Actor's Equity, or are lookin' to crash a union call (which is usually kosher), there will be open casting calls in New York at Chelsea Studios on this coming Thursday, and next Monday, starting at 10am. For more info, go to the job postings at the playbill website, I believe. It sounds really funny. Eric Idle is writing the script. I am tempted to audition (it's fun!), but, alas, I cannot cut classes anymore. Too hectic. But just for laughs, go audition for a crazy Broadway musical. They are looking for lots of guys, and 2 women. Zoot will also be playing her sister Dingo, along with the "witch"... Build a bridge out of her!
She turned me into a newt!
A newt?
I got better...
Mwah!
-Bell
CHAPLAIN
Let us praise God. Oh Lord...
CONGREGATION
Oh Lord...
CHAPLAIN
Ooooh you are so big...
CONGREGATION
Ooooh you are so big...
CHAPLAIN
So absolutely huge.
CONGREGATION
So ab - solutely huge.
CHAPLAIN
Gosh, we're all really impressed down here I can tell you.
CONGREGATION
Gosh, we're all really impressed down here I can tell you.
CHAPLAIN
Forgive Us, O Lord, for this dreadful toadying.
CONGREGATION
And barefaced flattery.
CHAPLAIN
But you are so strong and, well, just so super.
CONGREGATION
Fan - tastic.
CHAPLAIN AND CONGREGATION
Oh Lord, please don't burn us,
Don't grill or toast your flock,
Don't put us on the barbecue,
Or simmer us in stock,
Don't braise or bake or boil us,
Or stir-fry us in a wok...
Oh please don't lightly poach us,
Or baste us with hot fat,
Don't fricassee or roast us,
Or boil us in a vat,
And please don't stick thy servants Lord,
In a Rotissomat...
There are Jews in the world.
There are Buddhists.
There are Hindus and Mormons, and then
There are those that follow Mohammed, but
I've never been one of them.
I'm a Roman Catholic,
And have been since before I was born,
And the one thing they say about Catholics is:
They'll take you as soon as you're warm.
You don't have to be a six-footer.
You don't have to have a great brain.
You don't have to have any clothes on. You're
A Catholic the moment Dad came,
Because
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
"Look, I had a lovely supper, and all I said to my wife was, 'That piece of halibut was good enough for Jehovah."
"HE SAID IT! HE SAID IT AGAIN!"
"You're only making it worse for yourself!"
"MAKING IT WORSE? How could I POSSIBLY be making it worse?? Jehovah! Jehovah Jehovah Jehovah!"
"Tarquin Limbim Mimbim Goosebarrel Bus-stop ftang ftang walrustitty. (Silly Party)" - - I'm sure I got part of the name wrong...
And I would just like to give a shout out to the master of the ministry of sillywalks. Especially the crazy ankle-tilting and the little arm movement at the end.
AND THEN:
Just so y'all know - -
In Spring(ish) of 2005 the Broadway Musical of Holy Grail
MONTY PYTHON'S SPAMALOT
will be opening in New York. No, I'm not kidding. This will undoubtedly have quite a cult following. If you are a member of Actor's Equity, or are lookin' to crash a union call (which is usually kosher), there will be open casting calls in New York at Chelsea Studios on this coming Thursday, and next Monday, starting at 10am. For more info, go to the job postings at the playbill website, I believe. It sounds really funny. Eric Idle is writing the script. I am tempted to audition (it's fun!), but, alas, I cannot cut classes anymore. Too hectic. But just for laughs, go audition for a crazy Broadway musical. They are looking for lots of guys, and 2 women. Zoot will also be playing her sister Dingo, along with the "witch"... Build a bridge out of her!
She turned me into a newt!
A newt?
I got better...
Mwah!
-Bell
ShadowTklr
3rd Level Orange Feather
- Joined
- Dec 12, 2002
- Messages
- 2,618
- Points
- 38
We are the knights who say "Nee." (Nee nee nee.....Noo)
Now get us....ANOTHER SHRUBBERY!
Now get us....ANOTHER SHRUBBERY!
I'll join in...
Some things in life are bad
They can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear and curse.
When you're chewing on life's gristle
Don't grumble, give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best...
And...always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the light side of life...
If life seems jolly rotten
There's something you've forgotten
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
When you're feeling in the dumps
Don't be silly chumps
Just purse your lips and whistle - that's the thing.
And...always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the light side of life...
For life is quite absurd
And death's the final word
You must always face the curtain with a bow.
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.
So always look on the bright side of death
Just before you draw your terminal breath
Life's a piece of shit
When you look at it
Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true.
You'll see it's all a show
Keep 'em laughing as you go
Just remember that the last laugh is on you.
And always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the right side of life...
(Come on guys, cheer up!)
Always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the bright side of life...
(Worse things happen at sea, you know.)
Always look on the bright side of life...
(I mean - what have you got to lose?)
(You know, you come from nothing - you're going back to nothing.
What have you lost? Nothing!)
Always look on the right side of life...
Some things in life are bad
They can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear and curse.
When you're chewing on life's gristle
Don't grumble, give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best...
And...always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the light side of life...
If life seems jolly rotten
There's something you've forgotten
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
When you're feeling in the dumps
Don't be silly chumps
Just purse your lips and whistle - that's the thing.
And...always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the light side of life...
For life is quite absurd
And death's the final word
You must always face the curtain with a bow.
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.
So always look on the bright side of death
Just before you draw your terminal breath
Life's a piece of shit
When you look at it
Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true.
You'll see it's all a show
Keep 'em laughing as you go
Just remember that the last laugh is on you.
And always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the right side of life...
(Come on guys, cheer up!)
Always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the bright side of life...
(Worse things happen at sea, you know.)
Always look on the bright side of life...
(I mean - what have you got to lose?)
(You know, you come from nothing - you're going back to nothing.
What have you lost? Nothing!)
Always look on the right side of life...
Knox The Hatter
2nd Level Indigo Feather
- Joined
- Feb 11, 2003
- Messages
- 6,351
- Points
- 0
"I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK
I sleep all night and I work all day
I cut down trees, I skip and jump...
I go to the lav-a-tree...
On Wednesdays I go shopping, and have buttered scones for tea...
Oh, I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK
I sleep all night and I work all day
I cut down trees, I wear high heels, suspenders
and a bra...
I wish that I'd been born a girlie...
just like my dear papa!"
I sleep all night and I work all day
I cut down trees, I skip and jump...
I go to the lav-a-tree...
On Wednesdays I go shopping, and have buttered scones for tea...
Oh, I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK
I sleep all night and I work all day
I cut down trees, I wear high heels, suspenders
and a bra...
I wish that I'd been born a girlie...
just like my dear papa!"
