More fun facts about Senshi

[Senshi1]

XD

America originally belonged to Senshi, before he lost it to the Native Americans in a card game

If you stand in front of a mirror and chant "Senshi" eleven times whilst gently spinning counter-clockwise, somewhere on the other side of the world, Senshi laughs at you for being so gullible.

 

[Cbarton]

Senshi created the original Vege-matic, Pocket Fisherman, and Buttoneer, but sold them to Ron Popiel so he could get extra fries with his Big MAc

 

[Journia]

Senshi was the original Guardian Spirit of the Assassins of Feudal Daimyos. Then he lost them to Journia, the Greatestr Daimyo, then took them back the next morning while Journia Slept late. Resulting in numerous thefts of faiths over the next five hundred years, until they both lost the assassin's faiths to the beautiful princess Ayeka of Jurai, whose brother Yosho assisted in destroying Ryoko, Journia's at that time girlfriend.

 

[Snail Shell]

Senshi is grilled, so he's good to go.

Senshi must be placed securely in the overhead compartment for the duration of our flight.

Snail Shell

 

[Senshi1]

Senshi cannot summon the strength to continue his reign of terror unless the people of Elm Street fear him...

 

[Snail Shell]

Senshi absolutely, positively has to be there over night.

Senshi has compiled 427 bad puns and rhymes for 'pot noodles'.

Snail Shell

 

[BigNorm]

Senshi started UPS as a front to make a clone army of himself in brown, but his DNA was too perfect to replicate, so he makes money making people wear silly brown outfits.

 

[LonelyKimiko]

Senshi Aint gettin on no plane!

 

[Timewarp]

Senshi cannot summon the strength to continue his reign of terror unless the people of Elm Street fear him...

Obviously Senshi thought Freddy Vs Jason was a good moive...

 

[Senshi1]

Senshi = Freddy fan to the end

Senshi was originally thought to be native to Western Europe, but traces have been found growing naturally as far as the Eastern US, and even coastal regions of Africa.

Senshi played The Fonz for the first two episodes of Happy Days

 

[LonelyKimiko]

The war between North and South Wales was actually started when Senshi was beat in a game of online Checkers by Kimiko.

 

[Senshi1]

Senshi let Kimiko win.

 

[LonelyKimiko]

Senshi was then very happy to have won a game of Tic Tac Toe. Awww XD .

 

[Jesso]

Senshi regularly breastfeeds Jay Kordich and his eyebrows!

 

[Violetta]

To this day Senshi looks to the stars and wonders what other worlds he could conquer.

 

[Snail Shell]

Senshi enjoys bathing in malt liquor.

Snail Shell

 

[Timewarp]

Senshi does not actually exsist. He was created by the stress and denial of a troubled man in the bronx, feeding upon others fears and pain. He only appears to people who have been using the internet and then strangles them, with his mind which does not exsist.

 

[Senshi1]

LOL 😛

Senshi once told the TTC that tickling was daft, just to see what their reaction would be. Over the next hour his account was hacked between 30 and 40 times. Senshi was forced to close his account and change his name; however, he changed it to "Senshi", which wasn't actually a change of name at all, because he ain't scared of nobody. Rawr.

 

[Snail Shell]

Senshi once owned a pet snake named Lumpy, but it was killed by Samuel L. Jackson while Senshi was flying it from Gatwick to O' Hare for a herpetology conference.

Snail Shell

 

[Violetta]

Senshi fixed my PS2 with his mind. It worked for about an hour or two.

 

[TKLVR181]

Senshi is a codfpockin jackfapp!!!😀😉

 

[Violetta]

Senshi isn't gonna touch that one with a ten foot pole.

Now, his 12 foot pole on the other hand...

 

[TKLVR181]

Senshi is not on MSN. This makes my angry 😡

 

[Senshi1]

Senshi released forty-million red helium balloons into the air to celebrate his being made King. King Senshi. I've half a mind to ask TT to change my screenname to acknowledge my newfound royalty.

 

[Timewarp]

The first indication of the exsistance of "Senshi" was recored in a painting in what is now Austria around 1289 A.D. Depected in the picture was the scene of a mountain covered in a dark cloud. Upon closer inspection 23 instances of spiders have been found hidden among the paint. Mummified by the natural oils in the paint, these spiders yeiled DNA of a creature thought to only be a myth but inclines to the exsistance of the "Senshi" race. Currently all information about the case has been put into strict secretcy until now.