More fun facts about Senshi

[Snail Shell]

Senshi is the king of beers, but Budweiser is not the king of Senshis.

Snail Shell

 

[Snail Shell]

Senshi ran for Prime Minister of Britain under the slogan of "Intelligent Leadership". To prove he held this quality, at the final debate, he drank an entire jug of varnish to show he was more intelligent than his opponent.

He won by a landslide.

Snail Shell

 

[TKLVR181]

Senshi ran for Prime Minister of Britain under the slogan of "Intelligent Leadership". To prove he held this quality, at the final debate, he drank an entire jug of varnish to show he was more intelligent than his opponent.

He won by a landslide.

Snail Shell

*falls over laughing* Are you sure this was Britain?? 😉

Senshi is the only mammal that dons red when he's NOT dangerous*XD*

 

[Senshi1]

When hunger strikes, reach for Senshis - they keep hunger locked up 'til lunch!

 

[GaryGoafer]

Senshi knows more than any ten people in the world combined. Unless those ten people happen to be Senshi clones

 

[Yet_One_More_Idiot]

Senshi has been known to bestow the occasional big, fat, purple

W00t!!2

on forum members. 😀

 

[LonelyKimiko]

When hunger strikes, reach for Senshis - they keep hunger locked up 'til lunch!

Senshi Doesnt realise that the above will probably mean nothing to people outside of the UK.

 

[Snail Shell]

Senshi Doesnt realise that the above will probably mean nothing to people outside of the UK.

References in Britain mean nothing to those outside of Britain UNLESS they pertain to Senshi.

Snail Shell

 

[TKLVR181]

I got it!

Senshi is, in reality, a turtle hybrid. That's why he's so slow to come on line *fumes*

 

[Cbarton]

Senshi is as Senshi does...

you cannot defeat Senshi, you can only hope to contain him

 

[Snail Shell]

Senshi has a daughter named Anie, making her name Anie Senshi.

Anie Senshi is also an anagram for 'Is he insane?'

Snail Shell

 

[Budweiserbob!]

Senshi has a daughter named Anie, making her name Anie Senshi.

Anie Senshi is also an anagram for 'Is he insane?'

Anie Senshi's name contains a silent '?'. ^_^

 

[Cbarton]

Anie Senshi's name contains a silent '?'. ^_^

Yes, the dot above every 'i" in Senshi has an inter-dimensional pocket to store any form of punctuation needed by Senshi

 

[Yet_One_More_Idiot]

Senshi lives inside a extra-dimensional pocket space (for gamers, hammerspace 🙂), that he carries around on his back at all times. 😀

 

[Violetta]

Senshi filled my prescription for love.

It came in 50mg capsules.

 

[TKLVR181]

Senshi has a daughter named Anie, making her name Anie Senshi.

Anie Senshi is also an anagram for 'Is he insane?'

Snail Shell

Senshi HAS no first name :weird:

 

[Budweiserbob!]

Senshi filled my prescription for love.

It came in 50mg capsules.

Senshi tried filling mine...

He made me overdose. >_>

 

[LonelyKimiko]

An overdose of Senshi is the best thing ever!

 

[Violetta]

I went all emo one night and tried to OD on Senshi. I think I touched Heaven.

 

[Budweiserbob!]

Heaven is fluffy lil clouds of Senshi

😛

 

[Violetta]

And little cherubs dressed in heavenly Senshi attire.

 

[Yet_One_More_Idiot]

More people believe in Senshi than believe in gods, faires, Santa Claus, and Jerry Springer combined.

 

[Budweiserbob!]

And St. Senshi sitting at the big senshi gates, allowing only those who are senshi enough to enter.

(or those who go through a 10 year tickle test! 😉)

 

[LonelyKimiko]

I had to retake that test 13 times...

 

[Budweiserbob!]

For authentic reasons LK (ie. actually failing the test)

or is it because of more enjoyable reasons! 😛