Senshi was recruited for Dancing with the Stars, but he wanted the others to have a fair shot at winning, so he declined, since he would get 30's on every dance
Senshi is really a 1337 haxx0r who hacks people's accounts constantly, he just won't admit it.
Edit: The above statement is false. Completely and utterly false. Lol, good thing random_noob86 is a such an easy target for me to hack, otherwise people might have finally found out my secre...