More fun facts about Senshi

[Hungarian21]

Senshi is a distant relative of Kenshin, because their names sound kinda similar...

 

[Yet_One_More_Idiot]

Senshi is an acronym for:

So
Excellent
'N
Spectacularly
Hot
Individual

Also, it is an anagram of "She sin". 😀

Think about it. 😉 :tounge:

 

[Snail Shell]

There are more Hentai pictures of Senshi in existance than of any other chatacter in the world.

Snail Shell

 

[Random_noob86]

There are more Hentai pictures of Senshi in existance than of any other chatacter in the world.

Snail Shell

I, having over half of those pics. 😉

Despite what most may think, everyone's sexual orientation is Senshi. Everyone.

 

[Yet_One_More_Idiot]

I, having over half of those pics. 😉

Despite what most may think, everyone's sexual orientation is Senshi. Everyone.

Because Senshi is more than just a person, he's a way of life. 😉

 

[Timewarp]

Senshi is totaly jealous of SNail shells new yet disturbing icon.

 

[Yet_One_More_Idiot]

Senshi is not jealous at all of KoopaCooper's avatar, which is not new, but still very disturbing (and now slightly larger). 🙂

 

[Senshi1]

Senshi is, deep down, jealous of all your avatars. You may not have noticed, but one of Senshi's shortcomings is that he is "avatorially challenged."

 

[Yet_One_More_Idiot]

Senshi is the only person who belongs to this forum who is licensed to make up new words such as "avatorially". 😀

 

[Cbarton]

Senshi is the source of all words, therefore anything he says is automatically a word.

 

[Hungarian21]

Senshi senshi's sushi...

 

[LonelyKimiko]

From the Japanese:

senshi
👎 prehistory
senshi
👎 former teacher
senshi
👎 military history or annals
senshi
👎 soldier; combatant; warrior; (P)
senshi
(n,vs) death in action; (P)
senshi
(n,vs) puncture; stab
senshi
👎 woman's slender fingers
senshi
(n,vs) pruning

And my favourites:

senshinkoku
👎 advanced (developed) country; advanced nations; (P)
senshibantai
👎 endless variety

 

[Senshi1]

From the Japanese:

senshi
👎 prehistory
senshi
👎 former teacher
senshi
👎 military history or annals
senshi
👎 soldier; combatant; warrior; (P)
senshi
(n,vs) death in action; (P)
senshi
(n,vs) puncture; stab
senshi
👎 woman's slender fingers
senshi
(n,vs) pruning

And my favourites:

senshinkoku
👎 advanced (developed) country; advanced nations; (P)
senshibantai
👎 endless variety

LOL Are those for real?

 

[LonelyKimiko]

Yep, real Japanese XD 😀 .

 

[Senshi1]

This next one is 100% true.

As well as being Chairman of the Bored and Head of the Shoulders Appreciation Society, Senshi is also the guardian of a legendery book, which is also his curse.

The book's official title is the "Mystery Book of Mystery", although it is also known informally as "the mystery book" and sometimes just "the book".

The book was bought in a small village near the Welsh border for 50p from an unknown salesperson (the shop was empty). It's cover is of a harsh red material, yet contains no words or pictures whatsoever, which keeps its contents enshrouded in mystery.

Senshi bought this, took it back to his home and strapped it shut securely. The book has rested in his quarters ever since, unopened. The book itself looks to be fairly old, but without opening it, an exact age is impossible to obtain.

Possible theories concerning its contents are as follows:
- A sequel to the Bible (The Bible 2: Judgement Day)
- A signed copy of Hitler's autobiography
- A list of every single phrase that rhymes with "NINTENDO SIXTY-FOOOUUURR!!!"
- A complete account of Senshi's life, including future years and his inevitable defeat
- A picture so disturbing that whoever lays eyes upon it shall immediately turn insane and scream constantly for the rest of their life
- Full explanations (100% true) for every single conspiracy theory that ever was

However, Senshi's curse is that if ever he should discover the books' contents of his own free will, he must read it from cover to cover, regardless of the content. And it's a big bastard too, so it'd take ages.

 

[Violetta]

I'm soooooo coming over to your place and opening that book!

 

[Senshi1]

I'm soooooo coming over to your place and opening that book!

Just try it and I'll introduce you to the Mystery Stocks of Mystery while you're at it. :cross: :laughing:

 

[Violetta]

>_>

<_<

*reaches for book....*

I can't resist. n_n I love a good mystery.

 

[Senshi1]

*calls out* The butler did it!

 

[Cbarton]

- A complete account of Senshi's life, including future years and his inevitable defeat

Inevitable defeat?? Then it must be fiction!

 

[Snail Shell]

Senshi has a fairy godmother, who gave him a car shaped like a pumpkin.

Snail Shell

 

[Senshi1]

Senshi continually claims to have met legendary rock star Zack Zale, despite the fact that he hasn't been born yet.

 

[Yet_One_More_Idiot]

Senshi was born at the death of the universe, will die at the Big Bang, and is living his life in reverse. Not for any real reason, but just 'cos stuff looks cooler when it's happening backwards.

 

[Snail Shell]

Senshi puts varnish on toast.

Snail Shell

 

[Violetta]

Senshi gives good piggy back rides. n_n