Whatever. Here we go!
Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old man. "You always
feel
like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there
and
nothing
comes out."
"Ah, that's nothing," said the 70-year-old. "When you're
seventy, you
don't have a bowel movement any more. You take laxatives,
eat
bran, sit
on the toilet all day and nothin' comes out!"
"Actually," said the 80-year -old, "Eighty is the worst
age of
all."
"Do you have trouble peeing, too?" asked the 60-year old.
"No, not really I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a
racehorse on a
flat rock; no problem at all."
"So, do you have a problem with your bowel movement?"
"No, I have one every morning at 6:30."
With great exasperation, the 60-year-old said, "Let me get
this
straight.
You pee every morning at 6:00 and poop every morning at
6:30.
So, what's
so bad about being 80?"
"I don't wake up until 7:00."
Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old man. "You always
feel
like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there
and
nothing
comes out."
"Ah, that's nothing," said the 70-year-old. "When you're
seventy, you
don't have a bowel movement any more. You take laxatives,
eat
bran, sit
on the toilet all day and nothin' comes out!"
"Actually," said the 80-year -old, "Eighty is the worst
age of
all."
"Do you have trouble peeing, too?" asked the 60-year old.
"No, not really I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a
racehorse on a
flat rock; no problem at all."
"So, do you have a problem with your bowel movement?"
"No, I have one every morning at 6:30."
With great exasperation, the 60-year-old said, "Let me get
this
straight.
You pee every morning at 6:00 and poop every morning at
6:30.
So, what's
so bad about being 80?"
"I don't wake up until 7:00."
