Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, both could barely see
over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an
intersection. The stoplight was red, but they just went on through. The
woman in the passenger seat thought to herself "I must be losing it I
could have sworn we just went through a red light."
After a few more minutes, they came to another intersection and the
light was red again.
Again, they went right through. The woman in the passenger seat was
almost sure that the light had been red but was really concerned that
she was losing it!
She was getting nervous. At the next intersection, sure enough, the
light was red and they went on through. So, she turned to the other
woman and said, "Mildred, do you know that we just ran through three red
lights in a row? You could have killed us both!"
Mildred turned to her and said, "Crap, am I driving?"
over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an
intersection. The stoplight was red, but they just went on through. The
woman in the passenger seat thought to herself "I must be losing it I
could have sworn we just went through a red light."
After a few more minutes, they came to another intersection and the
light was red again.
Again, they went right through. The woman in the passenger seat was
almost sure that the light had been red but was really concerned that
she was losing it!
She was getting nervous. At the next intersection, sure enough, the
light was red and they went on through. So, she turned to the other
woman and said, "Mildred, do you know that we just ran through three red
lights in a row? You could have killed us both!"
Mildred turned to her and said, "Crap, am I driving?"
