Okay....... I would just like to throw my hat in the ring of 'lets change the subject back to orig question!' Gonna be hard to top.
I am very stoic at my work. Professional, uptight, stern, I believe stiff is what I came up with in the end. Yes, stiff. So, one day I was about to ask an interloper from another department to return to his department. When, from behind, a coworker poked my lower back. I twitched, as I was surprised. Then she proceeded to keep poking me a few times. My knees buckled under me and I nearly fell over as I yelped in surprise. I then brought myself up and tried to play it off as if I didn't just do what I did. Hot blood shot up into my cheeks. A weak smile went on my lips. Though my composure was regained, the look she gave was priceless. I felt my blush grow greater, and slowly walked away to return to work. I heard her titter deviously with almost a joyous refrain. Several coworkers saw this happen and I think a customer may have seen it too. She then asked me if my laugh was real. When I said, "...Yes", she giggled and said, "That's good to know." This is embarrassing because girls never tickle me. Even though this happened like last week, it never happens to me in public. I didn't know how embarrassing it is when I am not expecting it.
I have since, more or less become her personal tickle toy at work.