Seasons Greeting from Coldneck!
Last week I was hanging at my favorite sports bar with my peeps watchin' some football and knocking back a few cold ones when a group of 3 chicas sauntered over to our table and asked if they could sit with us.
The place was packed as usual, but we did have a few no-shows who usually sat with us that were out of town for Christmas, so we said "Absolutely!" and they joined us.
We all started to chat it up and I said "It's so nice of the Thompson Twins to take a break from their world tour to join us today". The joke was lost on some of them, but it was in reference to their hair color: one blonde, one brunette, and one redhead.
These chics were pretty overall, but nothing really killer if ya know what I mean. In the 7-8 range. I don't think I would have gone out of my way to seek them out, but hey, they were at our table, so in my book they were on the menu and I was getting hungry.
Eventually I found myself sitting by the redhead. Her name is Kelly and she has some pretty striking green eyes and a slight curl to her long dark red hair. She was warming up to Coldneck, so I put out the vibe.
After a few shots and libations we went out to the patio at halftime to soak up the excellent late-fall weather and I decided it was time to pop "the question".
Her response was delicious. "OMG YES! Extremely!" Then she leaned in closer and told me the story of her brother's friends holding her down and tickling her bare feet until she had tears in her eyes.
It was pretty hot, to say the least, and I began to hatch a plan.
I asked her if she'd ever been to a spa and had a seaweed body wrap. She hadn't.
Then I asked her if she was interested in getting my version of one and she said "Very! I love that sort of stuff."
After the game she gave me a nice long and tight hug and a kiss on the cheek and then we exchanged phone numbers.
My mind was racing as I called her the next night and described what I had in mind for her.
Candles. Red Italian wine. Oil & Lotion. A stack of Egyptian cotton bed sheets. Scarves.
I told her after some "Holiday Cheer" (haha) and many kisses, I would unwrap my "present" and give her a very personal gift from Coldneck himself, one of Santa's helpers.
She's going back to California over Christmas but has been calling me every day, telling me she can't wait to be my Christmas present.
She has no idea what I'm going to put her thru before I reward her.
Stay tuned!
Last week I was hanging at my favorite sports bar with my peeps watchin' some football and knocking back a few cold ones when a group of 3 chicas sauntered over to our table and asked if they could sit with us.
The place was packed as usual, but we did have a few no-shows who usually sat with us that were out of town for Christmas, so we said "Absolutely!" and they joined us.
We all started to chat it up and I said "It's so nice of the Thompson Twins to take a break from their world tour to join us today". The joke was lost on some of them, but it was in reference to their hair color: one blonde, one brunette, and one redhead.
These chics were pretty overall, but nothing really killer if ya know what I mean. In the 7-8 range. I don't think I would have gone out of my way to seek them out, but hey, they were at our table, so in my book they were on the menu and I was getting hungry.
Eventually I found myself sitting by the redhead. Her name is Kelly and she has some pretty striking green eyes and a slight curl to her long dark red hair. She was warming up to Coldneck, so I put out the vibe.
After a few shots and libations we went out to the patio at halftime to soak up the excellent late-fall weather and I decided it was time to pop "the question".
Her response was delicious. "OMG YES! Extremely!" Then she leaned in closer and told me the story of her brother's friends holding her down and tickling her bare feet until she had tears in her eyes.
It was pretty hot, to say the least, and I began to hatch a plan.
I asked her if she'd ever been to a spa and had a seaweed body wrap. She hadn't.
Then I asked her if she was interested in getting my version of one and she said "Very! I love that sort of stuff."
After the game she gave me a nice long and tight hug and a kiss on the cheek and then we exchanged phone numbers.
My mind was racing as I called her the next night and described what I had in mind for her.
Candles. Red Italian wine. Oil & Lotion. A stack of Egyptian cotton bed sheets. Scarves.
I told her after some "Holiday Cheer" (haha) and many kisses, I would unwrap my "present" and give her a very personal gift from Coldneck himself, one of Santa's helpers.
She's going back to California over Christmas but has been calling me every day, telling me she can't wait to be my Christmas present.
She has no idea what I'm going to put her thru before I reward her.
Stay tuned!
