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Naked Man Stuck in Chimney

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No, it wasn't Santa Claus. It was a 34-year-old man (an aspiring burglar perhaps) who claimed he accidentally dropped his keys down the chimney of a bookstore in Minneapolis and was trying to squeeze through the 12-by-12-inch shaft to retrieve it. He took off all his clothes beforehand to fit into the chimney but he got stuck. Police were notified when a passer-by heard screams and firefighters had to break down the chimney to free him. I think police Lt. Mike Sauro said it best when he said: "He doesn't appear to be a hard-core criminal, just stupid."
 
I was drunk, it has never happened before and I promise it will never happen again....
 
I don't know...maybe if he greased himself with olive oil, he might've been more successful!
 
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