NEED HELP!!! (Please read!)

[TklDuo-Ann]

For those of you who know Max Speer, you know his dear friend Kermit the Frog. You know, his musical partner. For those who haven't met him, here are a couple pictures of him playing with Max in the club...

As you can see, he's a classy and talented guy...like Max himself.

Unfortunately, Kermit has turned up missing. Here's a shot of the notice put out shortly after he disappeared...

Since that time, various people have reported seeing kermit in several different places. As you may know, this year marks Kermit's 50th birthday and a worldwide tour was planned. Has kermit met his doom and it's simply his spirit being witnessed by adoring fans? Or is kermit alive and well. I'll let you decide after viewing the following evidence....

Receiving an award...

Waving to fans as he sails past in a sports car....

talking with one of his swamp friends...

a possible visit to Hawaii...

Playing his banjo in greener pastures...

After the set?...

Obviously in France...just check that suit!...

A more formal occassion....

taking a taxi ride with friends...

catching the guy taking his picture...

Now some reports claim that Kermit has met with foul play. This, they say is because he turned down Miss Piggie's advances. This image caught by a tabloid photographer may indicate why that happened...

Word has it that Miss Piggie contacted a witch who turned Kermit into a simple game character...

One way or the other, Kermit managed to escape. The witch then turned him into a statue and put him on display for all to see...

Yet again, Kermit seems to have escaped. Perhaps this final image will help to explain how he manages to evade his captors...

We'll keep our eyes open for him, Max. In the meantime, if there's anything else we can do, please don't hesitate to let us know. We're here for you!

Ann 😀

 

[MaxSpeer]

Oh! My! God!

I laughed so hard when I saw this. You guys are brilliant! I just got back from the club. No Kermie anywhere. You just might have cracked the case.

It's late and I have been laughing in a room all by myself. I need to go to bed.

I love you guys!!

Max

 

[Ignatz]

The ugly incident captured by the tabloid photographer led to Kermit being charged with Amphibious Assault on a Minor Puppet. He was convicted, toad away, and imprisoned in Greenville, S.C.
All this will be made public in an upcoming warts-and-all biography by Kitty Kelly.

 

[WraithTickler]

Bad news! As the following photo suggests, Kermit was spotted last in the vincinity of a French Restaruant.

I'm afraid the prognosis does not look good. There's a slim chance he may have survived, but prostethic limbs will then be in order from here on out...

 

[amk714]

I have a confession to make: I'm the tabloid photographer. I took this picture also:

Sorry, but I just had to expose Kermit for the kind of puppet he REALLY is. And don't ask me what happened to him in the attached image, I don't have a clue. 😀

 

[isabeau]

The ugly incident captured by the tabloid photographer led to Kermit being charged with Amphibious Assault on a Minor Puppet. He was convicted, toad away, and imprisoned in Greenville, S.C.
All this will be made public in an upcoming warts-and-all biography by Kitty Kelly.

brilliant ignatz absolutely brilliant.

isabeau

 

[venray]

I know you all mean well and want to help out Max, but here is the real story......









Fame and fortune eventually took it's toll on Kermit and he turned to drugs...

He got in with the wrong crowd and after a deal gone bad.....

The "contract" was put out on him.....

In order to elude his pursuers, he had a good friend of his help him to fake his own death...

He was then free to turn state's evidence and join the witness protection program and now has a new identity......

So there you have it Max.....as Kermie would say..."It's not easy being green"......

 

[TklDuo-Ann]

Ya know, you guys, Max is worried enough without all the stuff from the rumor mill. I got a hot lead a bit ago and will be out chasing down the REAL story today. Watch for more updates later.

Ann

 

[Knox The Hatter]

I thought I saw someone who looked a lot like him exiting the Sleepy Hollow Motel on Route 1 and Franklin Corner Road, in Lawrenceville, just north of Trenton, early this morning, as I passed by. As he left, a second individual was seen exiting the same room, getting into a separate vehicle, a black and white Victory taxi cab out of New Brunswick.

I'm just hoping Mr. Kermit Thee Frog had a good time...