2 nuns driving home to the nunnery along a dark lane when suddenly from out of the trees a vampire swoops down and lands on the bonnet of the car.
"Quick Sister show him your cross!" shouts one of the nuns to the other.
The other nun nods rolls down the window and sticks her head out...
"OI! FUCK OFF!"
"Quick Sister show him your cross!" shouts one of the nuns to the other.
The other nun nods rolls down the window and sticks her head out...
"OI! FUCK OFF!"