Okay, Im getting this from a VERY reliable source.
The problem seems to be a very selective disease called..MODERATORITUS.
It seems that Moderators are the only ones afflicted with this terrible illness that causes them to change the enviroment they are used to seeing day after day, hour after hour and the changes made dont quite make it to the receptors in the brain. Other symptoms include forgetfulness, absurb behavior and statements, as well as a general non-chalant attitude toward future changes.
Also this source has told me that things will come and go, and that those afflicted will eventually clean their eyeballs with windex in order to see the abnormality. After the intial screaming and blindness wear off they will continue to deny any changes and revert to a more impish, childlike state and then start a campaign to rid the boards of all evidence of what they couldn't see.
MODERATORITUS is a serious affliction and the only known cure is posting silly pictures until they recongize something is amiss. When they realize it then after fits of acting like barnyard animals they will become complaciant and turn into a jelly like substance. After a few hours they will go back to their old human forms and continuing being general pains in the asses again.
The cause for MODERATORITUS is still 100% unknown, but it is believed to start with a increase of stress due to lack of oxygen for keeping their heads up their asses for long peroids of time. Also it is known to be caused after extended periods of whining by Forum members and a general feeling of ickyness.
Stay tuned to this thread for further updates as they become available.
Rob
The problem seems to be a very selective disease called..MODERATORITUS.
It seems that Moderators are the only ones afflicted with this terrible illness that causes them to change the enviroment they are used to seeing day after day, hour after hour and the changes made dont quite make it to the receptors in the brain. Other symptoms include forgetfulness, absurb behavior and statements, as well as a general non-chalant attitude toward future changes.
Also this source has told me that things will come and go, and that those afflicted will eventually clean their eyeballs with windex in order to see the abnormality. After the intial screaming and blindness wear off they will continue to deny any changes and revert to a more impish, childlike state and then start a campaign to rid the boards of all evidence of what they couldn't see.
MODERATORITUS is a serious affliction and the only known cure is posting silly pictures until they recongize something is amiss. When they realize it then after fits of acting like barnyard animals they will become complaciant and turn into a jelly like substance. After a few hours they will go back to their old human forms and continuing being general pains in the asses again.
The cause for MODERATORITUS is still 100% unknown, but it is believed to start with a increase of stress due to lack of oxygen for keeping their heads up their asses for long peroids of time. Also it is known to be caused after extended periods of whining by Forum members and a general feeling of ickyness.
Stay tuned to this thread for further updates as they become available.
Rob
You guys trying give me a freakin heart attack?!? I'd be pissed if I wasn't laughing so hard, I can barely type. I guess I asked for this! LMAO!
