>>> DAMNITOL
>>> Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full
>>> hours.
>>>
>>> EMPTYNESTROGEN
>>> Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding
>>> you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait
>>> till they moved out.
>>>
>>> ST. MOMMA'S WORT
>>> Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering
preschoolers
>>> unconscious for up to two days. WHERE CAN I GET THIS?????
>>>
>>> PEPTOBIMBO
>>> Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed
>>> before an evening out increases breast size, decreases
intelligence,
>>> and prevents conception.
>>>
>>> DUMBEROL
>>> When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting
>>> in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks.
>>>
>>> FLIPITOR
>>> Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and
>>> the urge to flip off other drivers.
>>>
>>> MENICILLIN
>>> Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such
>>> lethal lines as, "You make me want to be a better person. "
>>>
>>> BUYAGRA
>>> Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases potency,
>>> duration, and credit limit of spending spree.
>>>
>>> JACKASSPIRIN
>>> Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday,
>>> anniversary, phone number, or to lift the toilet seat.
>>>
>>> ANTI-TALKSIDENT
>>> A spray carried in a purse or wallet that renders the recipient
>>> speechless. To be used on strangers, in confined spaces such as
>>> elevators, that want to share their life's troubles with you.
>>>
>>> NAGAMENT
>>> When administered to a boyfriend or husband, provides the same
>>> irritation level as nagging him.
>>>
>>> Now, send these to any woman who needs a good laugh, and any man
who
>>> can handle it.
>>>
>>> Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full
>>> hours.
>>>
>>> EMPTYNESTROGEN
>>> Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding
>>> you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait
>>> till they moved out.
>>>
>>> ST. MOMMA'S WORT
>>> Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering
preschoolers
>>> unconscious for up to two days. WHERE CAN I GET THIS?????
>>>
>>> PEPTOBIMBO
>>> Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed
>>> before an evening out increases breast size, decreases
intelligence,
>>> and prevents conception.
>>>
>>> DUMBEROL
>>> When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting
>>> in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks.
>>>
>>> FLIPITOR
>>> Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and
>>> the urge to flip off other drivers.
>>>
>>> MENICILLIN
>>> Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such
>>> lethal lines as, "You make me want to be a better person. "
>>>
>>> BUYAGRA
>>> Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases potency,
>>> duration, and credit limit of spending spree.
>>>
>>> JACKASSPIRIN
>>> Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday,
>>> anniversary, phone number, or to lift the toilet seat.
>>>
>>> ANTI-TALKSIDENT
>>> A spray carried in a purse or wallet that renders the recipient
>>> speechless. To be used on strangers, in confined spaces such as
>>> elevators, that want to share their life's troubles with you.
>>>
>>> NAGAMENT
>>> When administered to a boyfriend or husband, provides the same
>>> irritation level as nagging him.
>>>
>>> Now, send these to any woman who needs a good laugh, and any man
who
>>> can handle it.
>>>
