NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!!! (more lunchtime silliness!)

[steph]

NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!!!

ALL ARE WELCOME
OPEN TO MEN ONLY
Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course
will
accept a maximum of eight participants

The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course
include:

DAY ONE
HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS
Step by step guide with slide presentation

TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Roundtable discussion

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR
Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics)

DISHES & SILVERWARE; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR
DISHWASHER
BY THEMSELVES?
Debate among a panel of experts.

LOSS OF VIRILITY
Losing the remote control to your significant other - Help line and
support groups

LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the
house
upside down while screaming - Open forum

DAY TWO
EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?
Group discussion and role play

HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
PowerPoint presentation

REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Real life testimonial from the one man who did

IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving simulation

LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN
YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER
Online class and role playing

HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques

REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE
Bring your calendar or PDA to class

GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME
Individual counselors available

 

[milagros317]

You forgot a class about putting the toilet seat down. 😛 😛

 

[steph]

HEE!😛

 

[Mimi]

Hmmm....there's a few classes in there I need to get Lazzy enrolled in!

Mimi

 

[phfttklr]

Hey Milagros, whose side are you on!? 😱
Don't help them out! 😛

 

[ticklingfeet4fu]

Oh Steph. I am actually housebroken and follow a lot of the rules. Fun though Steph. Your really cute.😛

 

[Brookie]

Another interesting post. Of course "Being wrong all the time" has me concerned about my own views now🙁


I thought for sure there would be a course on

HOW TO LISTEN AND NOT GIVE ADVICE

 

[ticklkitten]

Hey! I am an awesome parallel parker! Without any MAN teaching me by the way...

 

[Stevereeno]

That is a heck of a workload. How much is it per credit hour?

 

[Limeoutsider]

For some: Video Games are not Real Life, let go

And I see there are some I need to enroll in