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[Sockstickler]

Hope you've got a big balcony then!
Tigers actually would make pretty good security. However, if they're anything like my dogs, there's one way to get past them that would be sure to work: The all-powerful PIZZA CRUSTS!!!

 

[Kalamos]

You wouldn't believe how rare it actually comes pizza over Italy.
We don't live on it, let alone eat it twice in a row.

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I'll be sure to keep my walking anti-burglary device reasonably well fed.
Not too much, to stave off the risk of working-hours napping.
Not too little, or I risk facing a charge for man-devouring.

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I think I'll call it George.
And I'll pet him.

 

[Sockstickler]

Yeah, and it really wouldn't help if the man-devouring bit was about you. Of course, it would make it hard to be arrested, but it would suck, all things considered.

 

[Kalamos]

Nonono, you're missing the point: it's not about sucking, it's about eating whole.
Maybe I should try giving it lollipops...
The beast would get the hang of it.

 

[CellarDweller]

Hiya ST! Welcome to TT!

I guess I would go pretty well with some chipotle tabasco sauce, maybe some salsa. Just remember to cook evenly, preferably medium to medium well. Basting is optional, but I wouldn't recommend it.

lmao! Good reply, good sense of humor.

 

[Kalamos]

lmao! Good reply, good sense of humor.

What!?
You mean... he was kidding me!?

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No respect for hollow husks of departed warriors over here.

 

[Sockstickler]

Actually, I didn't miss your point. I just meant that being eaten whole would be a very good way to ruin your day.
If you could get a tiger to master sucking lollipops, I'll be very impressed.
Thanks for the welcome Cellardweller. Actually I have had people online try eating me, so I have had experience with what sauces and heat to use. Don't ask, really. I have weird friends.

 

[CellarDweller]

Thanks for the welcome Cellardweller. Actually I have had people online try eating me, so I have had experience with what sauces and heat to use. Don't ask, really. I have weird friends.

Well, that sounds funny, but I won' ask. haahaahaa

I will say that I have a few "weird" friends too. They make life more interesting!

 

[Sockstickler]

That they do. Really, normal's boring. Who wants to be normal?!

 

[CellarDweller]

I could never be considered "normal".....lmao

Almost 37, single, gay, and a thing for tickling. lmao

But, then again, who is normal?

 

[Sockstickler]

And for that matter, what is normal? Normal was once described as "what everyone else is." However, no two people are exactly alike, so is there any real, true definition of normal?

 

[Kalamos]

Boring yet reassuring.

 

[Sockstickler]

Eh true, so maybe there's something to be said about a dash of normalcy. It keeps us from going too far crazy I guess, which can be a good or bad thing, depending on your certain point of view :tounge:

 

[Kalamos]

Normalcy rhymes with palsy.
Dunno why, but it kept bobbing around my mind.

 

[Sockstickler]

Finally, proof that being normal can be hazardous to your health.

 

[Kalamos]

My health? Why!?
Oh lord! What's wrong with me! What's wrong! I can feel my cells doing mythosis!

 

[Sockstickler]

Hmmm, apparently, you're too normal. You need a good dose of insanity!

 

[Kalamos]

Ok, I'll take a shot.

* TZING *

Ooops. Needle bent...

 

[Sockstickler]

Oh yeah. I forgot to take the armor into account. Try this *hands you a special armor piercing needle*
*looks at page counter* Holy smokes! 5 pages already?

 

[Kalamos]

* Ffftchink! *

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Ah...aaaaaaaaaaaaahhh.

 

[Sockstickler]

Ok, that looks like that worked. I don't know if this is a cure or if it's just a treatment. If you start feeling normal again, come back and see me.

 

[Kalamos]

Right now I'm seeing random shapes and colourful dots...

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Woah... just look at my... gauntlets.

 

[Sockstickler]

Eh, that's to be expected at first. You'll be fine. I'm a pro at this.

 

[CellarDweller]

LMAO! Craziness ensues.

 

[Kalamos]

* Hobbles away *