Dave2112
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Rather than see who thinks who is going to finish where, let's spice up the polls a bit. Who do you think is currently the biggest all-around asshole in our beloved sport? Here's who's in the running...
Keyshawn Johnson - "Gimme the Damn Ball"; Well, ok...hows about you actually score with it once in awhile before you start crying about the coaches, the management, the orginization, the concession stands, the QB and the cheerleaders? Have fun sitting the rest of the season out, and we hope you enjoy your future career in the Arena League.
Warren Sapp - From doing a dainty ballet through the opposing teams warm-ups to getting into it with a 60-year-old coach in public, then bitching about getting blocked, Warren's wearing out his welcome and could wind up looking for work with Keyshawn.
Terrell Owens - The Star. The Sharpie. The Pom-Poms. Need we go on? Oh, that's right...the Niner's record is all Jeff's fault. You know that Budweiser "True" commercial where the star player being interviewed places his teams failures solely on the shoulders of his "supporting cast"? They based that guy on Terrell.
Daniel Snyder - The Spoiled Little Rich Kid of the NFL. Hasn't taken a lesson from Jerry Jones or Al Davis yet about letting your staff run the football operations. 100 million dollars doesn't buy an automatic Lombardi Trophy, and crying about it doesn't help. Neither does pressuring your coach (one every two or three years) to make weekly QB, RB, WR and DB changes. Just sit in the luxury box and eat your shrimp....shrimp. And speaking of owners...
Al Davis - It's time for Al to go. Other than Joe Bugel, he's never hired a coach with previous head-coaching experience, lest he lose being the sole owner of the limelight. Handles every problem with lawsuits aimed at the NFL, the municipality, the city, the government and (give him time) the church.
Randy Moss - Almost didn't make this list, as he's mellowed a bit. But with the Vikes on a four-game losing streak, the old Randy is starting to rear up again. Doesn't "feel like" playing when they get behind, acts like a gangsta-rap thug off the field and was 90% of the reason Robert Smith (one of the great RB's in the league and the real star of the old Vikes) retired before his time.
Bill Romanowski - Do we need to list the reasons? This guy's just an all around asshole, sociopath, misogynist and I hear tell he hates puppies...
The Entire Special-Teams Unit of the New York Giants - No matter who they get or what they do, as soon as they put a blue uniform on, they can't kick, hold, snap, block, run, fake or stay down until the ball's snapped. If Morten Anderson can't help you out, you've got serious problems, and the G-Men refuse to upgrade the whole staff.
Keyshawn Johnson - "Gimme the Damn Ball"; Well, ok...hows about you actually score with it once in awhile before you start crying about the coaches, the management, the orginization, the concession stands, the QB and the cheerleaders? Have fun sitting the rest of the season out, and we hope you enjoy your future career in the Arena League.
Warren Sapp - From doing a dainty ballet through the opposing teams warm-ups to getting into it with a 60-year-old coach in public, then bitching about getting blocked, Warren's wearing out his welcome and could wind up looking for work with Keyshawn.
Terrell Owens - The Star. The Sharpie. The Pom-Poms. Need we go on? Oh, that's right...the Niner's record is all Jeff's fault. You know that Budweiser "True" commercial where the star player being interviewed places his teams failures solely on the shoulders of his "supporting cast"? They based that guy on Terrell.
Daniel Snyder - The Spoiled Little Rich Kid of the NFL. Hasn't taken a lesson from Jerry Jones or Al Davis yet about letting your staff run the football operations. 100 million dollars doesn't buy an automatic Lombardi Trophy, and crying about it doesn't help. Neither does pressuring your coach (one every two or three years) to make weekly QB, RB, WR and DB changes. Just sit in the luxury box and eat your shrimp....shrimp. And speaking of owners...
Al Davis - It's time for Al to go. Other than Joe Bugel, he's never hired a coach with previous head-coaching experience, lest he lose being the sole owner of the limelight. Handles every problem with lawsuits aimed at the NFL, the municipality, the city, the government and (give him time) the church.
Randy Moss - Almost didn't make this list, as he's mellowed a bit. But with the Vikes on a four-game losing streak, the old Randy is starting to rear up again. Doesn't "feel like" playing when they get behind, acts like a gangsta-rap thug off the field and was 90% of the reason Robert Smith (one of the great RB's in the league and the real star of the old Vikes) retired before his time.
Bill Romanowski - Do we need to list the reasons? This guy's just an all around asshole, sociopath, misogynist and I hear tell he hates puppies...
The Entire Special-Teams Unit of the New York Giants - No matter who they get or what they do, as soon as they put a blue uniform on, they can't kick, hold, snap, block, run, fake or stay down until the ball's snapped. If Morten Anderson can't help you out, you've got serious problems, and the G-Men refuse to upgrade the whole staff.




