milagros317
Wielder of 500 Feathers
- Joined
- Jan 12, 2002
- Messages
- 670,260
- Points
- 113
There was a boy playing in the farm field when his mom called him in for breakfast. On his way in he kicked a cow, pig, and a chicken. So when he gets to the table he sees a dry bowl of cereal.
"What's the deal?" he asks.
His mom says, "You kicked the cow so no milk for you, you kicked the pig so no bacon for you, and you kicked the chicken so no eggs for you."
Then his father walks into the kitchen and kicks the cat, who was in the doorway.
The the boy says to his mom, "Do you want me to tell him or should you?"
😀
"What's the deal?" he asks.
His mom says, "You kicked the cow so no milk for you, you kicked the pig so no bacon for you, and you kicked the chicken so no eggs for you."
Then his father walks into the kitchen and kicks the cat, who was in the doorway.
The the boy says to his mom, "Do you want me to tell him or should you?"
😀
