No matter how hard i try, i just can't seem to.......

[K-Skate417]

....get paid for not working

 

[ticklingfeet4fu]

... understand why I would make people angry at me.

 

[K-Skate417]

...understand quantum physics

 

[ticklingfeet4fu]

...be something I am not.

 

[K-Skate417]

...successfully hit all dance steps to a song that goes by at 200 BPM

 

[ticklingfeet4fu]

...figure out how to play certain board games.

 

[milagros317]

... stop gloating over the fact that the hated jints lost today in Milwaukee. 😀

 

[ticklingfeet4fu]

... understand why Mils would gloat over a Giants loss when his team spit the bit too. 😱

 

[His Divine Shadow]

...decide whether or not to use Picasa.

 

[milagros317]

... comprehend why any sane person would root for the hated jints. 😀

 

[His Divine Shadow]

...accelerate my downloads using willpower alone.

 

[milagros317]

... like healthy foods such as oat bran. 😀

 

[His Divine Shadow]

...understand how people so thin keep winning the hot dog eating contest year after year.

 

[milagros317]

... remember the name of the skinny man from Japan who did win the Coney Island hot dog eating contest again this year. 😀

 

[His Divine Shadow]

...stay away from here when I should be working on other projects.

 

[K-Skate417]

...eat 46 hot dogs in 12 minutes 😱

 

[His Divine Shadow]

...eat more than four hot dogs in an hour's time. 😀

 

[natural tickler]

...understand why Natural would resort to violence 😛 😛

understand why tf4f hasn't had an urge to do the same

 

[His Divine Shadow]

...fix my R/C helicopter.

 

[milagros317]

... eat all the cheeseburgers that I want to, and not gain weight. 😀

 

[His Divine Shadow]

...understand the appeal of becoming tan.

 

[K-Skate417]

....stop procrastinating at times

 

[blondie46]

"get" that zit on my a@@.

 

[His Divine Shadow]

...remember the name of a film on Mao's China I saw a few years back.

 

[milagros317]

... like to eat celery.