No matter how hard i try, i just can't seem to.......

[maniactickler]

.......keep my flatulence thread alive.

 

[amk714]

... stop helping other members, which is why I gave a to Maniac's flatulence thread to keep it alive. 😀

 

[milagros317]

.... fly like a bird. 😀

 

[Red_Feather]

...hit it off with girls. (Not only sad, but a cliché as well!)

 

[milagros317]

... swim like a fish. 😀

 

[tickleshotel]

stand having to wait for companies to review my employment application

 

[milagros317]

... hibernate like a bear. 😀

 

[amk714]

... run as fast as a cheetah. 😛

 

[milagros317]

... eat in big bites like a shark. 😀

 

[tickleshotel]

decide where I really belong and what I want to do with my life

 

[milagros317]

... eat healthy food. 😀

 

[tickleshotel]

not get out of bed early

 

[milagros317]

... enjoy the winter weather. 🙁

 

[tickleshotel]

fly like a eagle

 

[milagros317]

... sit comfortably in airline coach seats. 🙁

 

[Michael514]

........be happy right now.

 

[milagros317]

... run like a gazelle. 😀

 

[Red_Feather]

...finish this report! Arrrgh!

 

[milagros317]

.... hunt like a tiger. 😀

 

[ticklingfeet4fu]

...get to sleep 😕

 

[Michael514]

.......stop liking icy cold brew and listening to old 70's rock while posting.

 

[milagros317]

... stay away from the TMF. (Of course, I don't try. 😛 )

 

[ticklingfeet4fu]

... can't seem to please everyone.

 

[amk714]

... stay away from the TMF. (Of course, I don't try. 😛 )

... stop myself from posting in the TMF. (I don't try, either. 😛)

 

[milagros317]

... enjoy healthy foods.