Limeoutsider
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The goal is to remove all computers from the desktop by December,
1999.Instead, everyone will be provided with an Etch-A-Sketch. There are
many
sound reasons for doing this:
1.No Y2K problems.
2.No technical glitches, keeping work from being done.
3.No more wasted time reading and writing e-mails.
4.Substantial hardware cost savings.
Frequently asked questions from the Etch-A-Sketch help desk:
Q.My Etch-A-Sketch has all of these funny little
lines all over
the screen.What do I do?
A.Pick it up and shake it.
Q.How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off?
A.Pick it up and shake it.
Q.What's the shortcut for Undo?
A.Pick it up and shake it.
Q.How do I create a New Document window?
A.Pick it up and shake it.
Q.How do I set the background and foreground to the
same color?
A.Pick it up and shake it.
Q.What is the proper procedure for rebooting my
Etch-A-Sketch?
A.Pick it up and shake it.
Q.How do I delete a document on my Etch-A-Sketch?
A.Pick it up and shake it.
Q.How do I save my Etch-A-Sketch document?
A.Don't shake it.
1999.Instead, everyone will be provided with an Etch-A-Sketch. There are
many
sound reasons for doing this:
1.No Y2K problems.
2.No technical glitches, keeping work from being done.
3.No more wasted time reading and writing e-mails.
4.Substantial hardware cost savings.
Frequently asked questions from the Etch-A-Sketch help desk:
Q.My Etch-A-Sketch has all of these funny little
lines all over
the screen.What do I do?
A.Pick it up and shake it.
Q.How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off?
A.Pick it up and shake it.
Q.What's the shortcut for Undo?
A.Pick it up and shake it.
Q.How do I create a New Document window?
A.Pick it up and shake it.
Q.How do I set the background and foreground to the
same color?
A.Pick it up and shake it.
Q.What is the proper procedure for rebooting my
Etch-A-Sketch?
A.Pick it up and shake it.
Q.How do I delete a document on my Etch-A-Sketch?
A.Pick it up and shake it.
Q.How do I save my Etch-A-Sketch document?
A.Don't shake it.
