Noah's Ark

[bellystrokes]

When the Ark's door was closed, Noah called a meeting with all the
animals.

"Listen up!" Noah said with a demanding voice. "There will be NO SEX on
this trip! All of you males take off your penis's and hand it in to my sons.
I will sit over there and write you a receipt. After we see land, you can
get your penis's back."

After about a week Mr. Rabbit stormed into his wife's cage and was very
excited. "Quick!" he said, "Get on my shoulders and look out the window
to see if there is any land out there!" Mrs. Rabbit got onto his shoulders, looked out the window, and said,
"Sorry, no land yet."

"Darn it!", exclaimed Mr. Rabbit.

This went on every day until Mrs. Rabbit got fed up with him. Mrs.
Rabbit asked, "What is the matter with you? You know it will rain for forty
days and nights. Only after the water has drained will we be able to see
land. But why are you acting so excited every day?"

"LOOK!", said Mr. Rabbit with a sly expression, as he held out a piece
of paper... "I GOT THE HORSE'S RECEIPT!!"

 

[tickleterror]

LMAO, that is hilarious.

 

[milagros317]

LMAO 😛
Very amusing. 😀

 

[Illtcklu]

Funny.........but defineately fiction. No male would give up his penis, instead of drowning.


For proof I offer the fact that every male that drowned and was pulled ashore, always had his penis! Sometimes bloated to look like a horses.....hmmmmmmmm??????

 

[steph]

Execellent Goddess!
XOXO