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Gemnus, hemnus lanthus.
I might say this upon seeing twin lions.
Translation: Look, twin lions.
Gemnus, hemnus tallusk.
I might say this upon seeing twin parrots.
Translation: Look, twin parrots.
Gemnus, hemnus tugust.
I might say this upon seeing twin tigers.
Translation: Look, twin tigers.
Gemnus, hemnus turgurst.
I might say this upon seeing twin turtles.
Translation: Look, twin turtles.
Dormus lormus pormus.
I might say this upon hearing a parrot say, "You are a good person," to me.
Translation: You are a smart parrot.
Dormus vormus lormus pormus.
I might say this upon hearing a parrot say, "You are a handsome man," to me.
Translation: You are a very smart parrot.
Yugga dugga lorfus.
I might say this when doing laundry.
Translation: Laundry is boring.
Gemnus, hemnus fellusk.
I might say this upon seeing twin cats.
Translation: Look, twin cats.
Scatus battus spettus.
I would say this upon seeing an ugly parrot.
Translation: You're an ugly parrot.
Scatus glattus battus spettus.
I would say this upon seeing a very ugly parrot.
Translation: You're a very ugly parrot.
Krampus klackus kork!
This is what I would say after watching the Dodgers lose a game.
Translation: God damn it to fucking hell!
Dormus lormus pormus.
I might say this upon hearing a parrot say, "You are very handsome," to me.
Translation: You are a smart parrot.
Xenus, hemnus avus.
I might say this upon seeing two parrots who are not twins.
Translation: Look, two distinct parrots.
Morgus slorgus porgus.
I would say this when seeing a dog who is ugly.
Translation: You're an ugly mutt.
Yaggis daggis dormus.
I might say this after getting out of a hot tub.
Translation: That was a good soak.
Morgus slorgus lorgus.
I would say this when seeing a lion who is ugly.
Translation: You're an ugly lion.
Flinkus klingus, mingus.
I might say this when somebody is talking nonsense.
Translation: That is nonsense, you moron.
Lorkus morkus snorkus.
I might say this when I'm tired.
Translation: I need sleep.
Florkus borkus morkus.
I might say this while sitting on the toilet.
Translation: Here comes some shit.
Borkus morkus ponkus.
I might say this after defecating.
Translation: That was a fine dump.
Borkus morkus florkus.
I might say this after flushing the toilet.
Translation: Good riddance to that shit.
Jukkingus jodderit jerchus! Krukus kripkus!
I would say this when seeing a fan of the
putrid motherfucking hated jints bastards.
Translation: Kill the bastard! Kill it now!
Morgus slorgus sorgus.
I would say this when seeing a cat who is ugly.
Translation: You're an ugly cat.
Morgus slorgus orgus.
I would say this when seeing an owl who is ugly.
Translation: You're an ugly owl.
Morgus slorgus glorgus.
I would say this when seeing a tiger who is ugly.
Translation: You're an ugly tiger.
