nonsense phrases

[milagros317]

Cruncus lunkus slunkus!

I might say this while being tickled by Goddess Shelly.

Translation: Give me more!

 

[milagros317]

Glippus nippus flippus.

I might say this when seeing a topless woman.

Translation: Really nice breasts.

 

[milagros317]

Glubus felit, nubus felit.

I would say this upon seeing a friendly cat.

Translation: Nice kitty, good kitty.

 

[milagros317]

Glubus feliti, nubus feliti.

I would say this upon seeing two friendly cats.

Translation: Nice kitties, good kitties.

 

[milagros317]

Glubus felititi, nubus felititi.

I would say this upon seeing three friendly cats.

Translation: Nice kitties, good kitties.

 

[milagros317]

Idjdit fidjdit midjdit?

I might say this after speaking to an idiot on the phone.

Translation: Why do I have to deal with such fools?

 

[milagros317]

Anderus markus Yarkus demus parkus? 😕 Wadafu!

I often say this when making a post in this wonderful thread.

Translation: Will anybody but me and God see this post? I don't care!

 

[milagros317]

Narpus swarpus larpus.

I would say this upon hearing a swaying parrot talk.

Translation: You're a fine parrot.

 

[milagros317]

Sarpus sarpus larpus.

I would say this upon hearing a swaying parrot say, "Hello handsome," to me.

Translation: You're a smart parrot.

 

[milagros317]

Sarpus sarpus larpus.

I would say this upon hearing a purple parrot say, "Hello handsome," to me.

Translation: You're a smart parrot.

 

[milagros317]

Karkus canit, krargus canit.

I would say this upon seeing a nasty dog.

Translation: Bad dog, very bad dog.

 

[milagros317]

Karkus panit, krargus panit.

I would say this upon seeing a nasty parrot.

Translation: Bad parrot, very bad parrot.

 

[milagros317]

Karkus tanit, klargus tanit.

I would say this upon seeing a nasty turtle.

Translation: Bad turtle, very bad turtle.

 

[milagros317]

Karkus arus, klargus arus.

I would say this upon seeing a nasty lion.

Translation: Bad lion, very bad lion.

 

[milagros317]

Karkus tarus, klargus tarus.

I would say this upon seeing a nasty tiger.

Translation: Bad tiger, very bad tiger.

 

[milagros317]

Morgus slorgus porgus.

I would say this when seeing a dog who is ugly.

Translation: You're an ugly mutt.

 

[milagros317]

Morgus slorgus porgus porgus.

I would say this when seeing two dogs who are ugly.

Translation: You're both ugly mutts.

 

[milagros317]

Morgus slorgus porgus porgus porgus.

I would say this when seeing three dogs who are ugly.

Translation: All three of you are ugly mutts.

 

[milagros317]

Jukkingus jodderit jerchus! Krukus kripkus!

I would say this when seeing a fan of the putrid motherfucking hated jints bastards.

Translation: Kill the bastard! Kill it now!

 

[milagros317]

Lorkus morkus snorkus.

I might say this when I'm tired.

Translation: I need sleep.

 

[milagros317]

Lorkus morkus snorkus snorkus.

I might say this when I'm very tired.

Translation: I really need sleep.

 

[milagros317]

Morgus slorgus multus porgus. ...

I would say this when seeing many dogs who are ugly.

Translation: All of you are ugly mutts.

 

[milagros317]

Karkus tarus, klargus tarus tarus.

I would say this upon seeing two nasty tigers.

Translation: Bad tigers, very bad tigers.

 

[milagros317]

Sarpus sarpus larpus.

I would say this upon hearing a swaying parrot say, "Hello handsome," to me.

Translation: You're a smart parrot.

 

[milagros317]

Sorkus morkus florkus.

I might say this after flushing the toilet.

Translation: Good riddance to that shit.