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Not that anyone cares but,

I decided not to look a gift horse in the mouth so I bought 200 of them.

I like monkeys.
 
I took my 200 monkeys home. I have a big car. I let one of drive. His name was Sigmund. He was retarded.
 
In fact, none of them were really bright. They kept punching themselves in the genitals. I laughed. They punched me in the genitals. I stopped laughing.
 
I herded them into my room. They didn't adapt very well to their new environment. They would screech and hurl themselves off the couch at high speeds and slam into the wall. Although humorous at first, the spectacle lost its novelty halfway into its third hour.
 
Two hours later I found out why all the monkeys were so inexpensive; they all died. No apparent reason. They all just sort of dropped dead. Kinda like when you buy a goldfish and it dies five hours later.
 
Damn Knee still hurts! Curse you Dance Dance Revolution! Of course it was kindy my fault for jumping really hard on what is basically a concrete slab.
 
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