Not that anyone cares but,

[AmandaBear]

Aw, poor short-stuff. 🙁

...I'll be going to Walmart today! 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

The storm missed us but conditions are still favorable for severe weather.

 

[Miss Serendipity]

I'm fucking hungry

 

[AmandaBear]

I can't whistle.

 

[kered]

I can whistle quite well.

 

[AmandaBear]

I can't do a backflip.

 

[..Glamorous..]

my son is covered in sauce.

 

[kered]

I just finished my SubWay sammich.

 

[AmandaBear]

I'll be going to Subway today, myself. 😀

 

[..Glamorous..]

my son sticks food up his nose so that he'll sneeze. Weird.

 

[AmandaBear]

I'll be leaving for Evansville, IN in about 30 minutes.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

When chewing gum, I can't blow a bubble. 🙁

 

[..Glamorous..]

I had to use 7 wet wipes to get the sauce off my son.

 

[AmandaBear]

LOL I'm the same way, nemesis.

I can't do a cartwheel. 😀

 

[..Glamorous..]

I need to find something to feed myself.

 

[drewskee]

My stomach feels weird.

 

[Deleted member 66627]

I'm on an organizing spree.

 

[drewskee]

I am listening to A Tribe Called Quest.

 

[Deleted member 66627]

I have a small headache.

 

[drewskee]

I really don't feel like going to work tonight. 🙁

 

[Deleted member 66627]

Despite the shit going on in my life, I'm really mellow right now. 🙂

 

[AmandaBear]

I made safe sex kits tonight. 😀

 

[starburstz91]

People irritate me.

 

[AmandaBear]

I can touch my nose with my tongue. 😛

 

[starburstz91]

I'm probably going to stop posting stories on here.