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Now, as Promised....Irritating two-liners for TMF Members 2004

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Biscuit

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*A hush falls over the crowd*

*the Deity of the TMF descends majestically from above, and is illuminated by a single spotlight*

*takes a deep breath, and says...*

He recently appeared from nowhere, and immediately posted up a storm
His clients all say their toes he did warm ... FranklinFatherFlingers!

He wandered into the chat by accident one fateful night
Twas obvious to all that he was high as a kite ... LightSaberDave!

He's large, green, and paranoid, what a striking combination
His typing skills deserve a standing ovation ... BigSlimJim

She must be a Southern thing, since everyone is 'Honey'
With all the travel to meets and munches, no wonder she hasn't got any money ... StephFordWife!

More to come...

*Bows*
 
And

He's skinny and goateed and at the moment quite alert
for fear Sinatra into his hands his daughter will squirt ... ElvisPrester!

She's short, sprightly and chipper, quite enthusiastic
People never believe in her anger, even when she goes quite spastic ... TacoBelle!

Pennissa chases him about the chat, poor fellows in quite the tizzy
The other night she tormented him till he was quite dizzy - KurchaBunniboy!


...Still more...
 
Paranoid eh? :wow: 😛


Couldn't have done me a favour and mentioned my deviancy, sadisticness and willingness to travel ridiculously long distances? 😛
 
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Couldn't have done me a favour and mentioned my deviancy, sadisticness and willingness to travel ridiculously long distances? 😛
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How ridiculously long? Why doncha cross the Atlantic and come to a gathering? Like my mardi gras one in February?






just fixed the quote code for ya 😉
 
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Mardi Gras? Sounds intriguing Cecilia, first I've heard of it.

How are you playing things?
 
Re: Oooooooooo... nailed him with THAT gauntlet!

AffectionateDan said:
Let's see if he picks it up!
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Forsooth varlet, I am Sir Rup of Fighs and I challenge thee!
 
The day my baby squirts into my arms is the day you will see a sparkle in my like the day i met smurfy.
 
BigJim said:
Mardi Gras? Sounds intriguing Cecilia, first I've heard of it.

How are you playing things?
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I posted it in the gathering section. It will be at my place, in the Boston area, February 3rd and 4th (Thursday and Friday) before I leave for the real one in New Orleans...I think I'll have one room for private scenes, one for public scenes, and the third for no tickling...and I'll bring out all my beads and masks from last year's mardi gras and play my cajun and zydeco music and serve southern type food. Massachusetts is also the site of the Battle of Lexington in 1775; this might be a chance for a rematch with the colonists
😉
 
Re: Re: Oooooooooo... nailed him with THAT gauntlet!

BigJim said:
Forsooth varlet, I am Sir Rup of Fighs and I challenge thee!
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Verily, thy reputation precedes thee, thou mammering, beef-witted miscreant! I am Sir Ohsis, of the Liver, and I accept thy challenge, ye wiley rascal! Have at thee!
 
And also...

He puts together exhaustive mainstream tapes, has become quite the critic
the only one he wrestles these days is Mimic ... LazBian!

With a signature so long, one must scroll to get by
tis no wonder his posts often far from sanity do fly ... AffectedDanny!

With her daughter busily baking in her own personal womb
she hopes fervently that THIS recipe she's managed not to bomb ... WatermelonSinatra!

More later, the Deity is far from done
 
Re: Re: Re: Oooooooooo... nailed him with THAT gauntlet!

AffectionateDan said:
Verily, thy reputation precedes thee, thou mammering, beef-witted miscreant! I am Sir Ohsis, of the Liver, and I accept thy challenge, ye wiley rascal! Have at thee!
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Indeedy? And dost thou happen to hail from the county of Worcster-shister-shisteer-shoster-shaster-shester-shister-shire? 😀
 
cecilia said:
I posted it in the gathering section. It will be at my place, in the Boston area, February 3rd and 4th (Thursday and Friday) before I leave for the real one in New Orleans...I think I'll have one room for private scenes, one for public scenes, and the third for no tickling...and I'll bring out all my beads and masks from last year's mardi gras and play my cajun and zydeco music and serve southern type food. Massachusetts is also the site of the Battle of Lexington in 1775; this might be a chance for a rematch with the colonists
😉
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Indeed? Checketh thy PM inbox, fair damsel. 😀
 
Re: And also...

Biscuit said:
With a signature so long, one must scroll to get by
tis no wonder his posts often far from sanity do fly ... AffectedDanny!
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:jester: :bowing: Ah, don't worry, PoppinFresh... it's not the size of your signature that matters, but how much you convey with it. 😉 Yours is cute. I'm sure it works just fine for you. 😀
BigJim said:
Indeedy? And dost thou happen to hail from the county of Worcster-shister-shisteer-shoster-shaster-shester-shister-shire? 😀
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Yea, verily, yea! 😉
BigJim said:
Indeed? Checketh thy PM inbox, fair damsel. 😀
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:blaugh:
 
cecilia said:
I posted it in the gathering section. It will be at my place, in the Boston area, February 3rd and 4th (Thursday and Friday) before I leave for the real one in New Orleans...I think I'll have one room for private scenes, one for public scenes, and the third for no tickling...and I'll bring out all my beads and masks from last year's mardi gras and play my cajun and zydeco music and serve southern type food. Massachusetts is also the site of the Battle of Lexington in 1775; this might be a chance for a rematch with the colonists
😉
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Care to do some tickling in N'Awlins, if you're coming this way?
 
And

He's had experiences with his cousin Kate that all would envy
Including making her squeal in his parents new Chevy ... FatherReflexive!

She's short, cute and Irish, with quite the pale complexion
Even dances in rivers, with *ahem* graceful perfection ... TicklishPickle!

He does fine mainstream work, disappears for months at a time
his only competition for the title is Mickey and Prime ... NonDon'tTickle!

More tomorrow ...
 
I think someone has waaaaaaaaaay too much freetime on his hands for coming up with these two liners😛 :blaugh:
 
So old, it's amazing he has any energy left
To come up with two liners. The deity of the TMF....Biscuit!
 
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