Nurse Nancy

[unclebill]

Two doctors are in the hallway complaining about nurse Nancy. "She`s out of control!" the first doctor says. "She does everything backwards. Just last week I told her to give a man two milligrams of morphine every ten hours. She gave him 10 milligrams every two hours, he almost died!"

"Thats nothing," said the second doctor. "Earlier this week I told her to give a man an enema every 24 hours. She tried to give him 24 enema`s in one hour!"

All of a sudden they heard a blood curdling scream from down the hallway.

"OH MY GOD!!! I just realized that I told nurse Nancy to prick Mr. Smiths boil!"

 

[steph]

LMAO!

 

[milagros317]

LMAO 😛
Oh my, that could hurt. 😱

 

[bellystrokes]

Note to self: Stay away from the hosptial. hehehehe

 

[unclebill]

hmmm.....Responses from two lovely goddesses and one TMF legend. I think I will go out and celebrate with a Michalob Ultra....or two

 

[venray]

 

[steph]

they're on us when you get out here this summer...😉
XOXO

hmmm.....Responses from two lovely goddesses and one TMF legend. I think I will go out and celebrate with a Michalob Ultra....or two

 

[Feathery]

Very good... have to pass this along to my friends and family in the med profession!

 

[drew70]

Haha. Now THAT's funny, unclebill!

Venray, leave it to you to find a corresponding cartoon! You're incredible, man.

 

[unclebill]

Thanks for the contribution, Venray.